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Friday, December 16

How do you define FLUFF? You decide.

Fluff as in propaganda. As in all style, no substance. As I in I really want to be smart, rich and beautiful but I have no real plan or expectation of ever getting there. In an attempt to disguise my inertia I offer the following.

Personally, I thought Ran$burg's Vision 20/20 Plan (or as I lovingly refer to it, Hallucination 20/20) was a pathetic re-election ploy. Basically, it was as if Davie was saying, "I know I haven't done anything in the last four years, but I'm gonna. See?!"

PeoriaDad disagrees. So go to the link and decide. I stand corrected - twice in one day no less. The Hallucination 20/20 booklet was funded by the Peoria Civic Federation (BTW: Does that sound communist to anyone else or is it just moi?) not The City. Of course, where exactly does The Federation get its funds?

Gary? A little help here?

Bill Dennis caught playing with his thingy again.

Thank goodness, because I must say, his last blog format did not thrill me. The Peoria Pundit is back to it's old self, except with a swank new picture that is quite refreshing. Good job! Now will you leave the dang thing alone?! I swear you are going to go blind one these days young man!

Bill also writes about not writing much lately. Dr. Polly thinks Bill might be a little depressed. Holidays got you down, Bud? I know you've had a tough year with the job situation and all. It happens to the best of us. Just remember you have lots of folks who adore you, even when you are really, really, really wrong (ahem). Not a lot of people can say that, you know.

You have a blogger family that loves you, and wishes only for your happiness. If I could do it anonymously, I'd drop by and give you a big hug. As a feeble substitute I will make a commitment to post more Scarlet in as little clothing as possible until the prozac kicks in.

I took this pic last night at the Sorority panty raid. Hope it helps.

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