If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.

Friday, October 28

I admit, Vonster has a point...

I'm not a great fan of the Iraqi war. I would just like some proof that the majority of Iraq's citizens want us there. Yes, I know the liberal media is never going air such views if they exist, but frankly, the conservative media hasn't provided much in the way of evidence either.

That said, I respect and appreciate our military serving and putting their lives on the line in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. I am aware that they have an incredibly difficult job - one I could never do. I also never forget that military personnel doesn't get to vote about going into combat, they are ordered.

Vonster reminds us war is always painful, but occasionally it is even worthwhile.

Thursday, October 27

An open letter to Aaron Schock

My Dearest Aaron,

Just a few sage words of advice from an elder. We have become quite fond of you here in the 92nd District. You have made us very proud. Frankly, many of us voted for you because we were annoyed with that hag, Ricca. The shrew couldn't return a phone call. Electing someone so much younger and cuter was the perfect payback.

Who knew that you would be such a competent State Representative? What a pleasant surprise! I have enjoyed listening to you at various functions, and you make a far better speech than those much older and with more experience, especially that David Leitch. Aaron, do you smell alcohol on his breath? Have you noticed Davy sneaking a bottle under his desk in The House? It would certainly explain his constant slurred speech. Ah, but I digress.

Aaron, we would hate to lose you here in the 92nd District. You have worked hard and you are very responsive to your constituents. In your short reign, you have been successful in passing every bill you sponsored. You provide reading parties and Health Fairs for children. You have gone above and beyond, dear boy.

Aunty Polly wants to encourage you to to think of the competition, not the title, when deciding your political future. You are a sweet, and humble boy. Your mother raised you well. I know running for State Senate seems a bit arrogant and egotistical after only serving in The House for eight months. Yet, the stars have fallen into some strange, quacky alignment and it will be much easier to beat Koehler for Shadid's seat than Spears for the one you currently hold. I know you've worked hard. I know it isn't fair. But Honey, he is a Democrat and you represent a heavily Democratic area. Remember, you only beat The Shrew by a few hundred votes- even with all that Republican money to back you up. Plus, Billy Spears is beloved. Yes, you are loved too Aaron, but we've known Billy for years and years and he has bought most of us a drinky poo or two.

I don't like that Koehler fellow. Arrogant brat, that one. Thinks he is entitled to Shadid's seat. Humph! We will just see about that! Mr. Koehler thinks Shadid "groomed" him for the Senate. I don't think so. Shadid was a conservative Democrat. Koehler is way to lefty for comfort.

Yes, Aaron, if we had our druthers we would like to give you more time to ripen and mature in The House. We just don't always get our way, Dear, and it behooves us to see the writing on the freakin' wall and go for the seat we are most likely to win.

Think about it, Lovey. Besides, if you won a Senate Seat, you would get a break from campaigning so often. That would leave you more time to find a nice girlfriend... or whatever.

Much Love,

Aunty Polly

Blago is Nuts

Blago is insane. It is the only explanation for his behavior. Our governor had to borrow big money -actually he forced Topinka to do it- in order to pay very overdue bills the State owes to doctors and medical facilities.

What is the responsible, logical step to take after stealing state worker pensions to fund the budget and then borrowing to pay the State's most basic bills?

Of course! Voluntarily provide healthcare coverage to at least 58 million people. I would love to provide medical insurance to everyone who can't afford it, especially children. However, I am simply not in a position to do so. Guess what Rod? Neither are you, or the State of Illinois under your "leadership!"

What to expect next? A vote to end world hunger? Pay off the National Deficit? Buy the world a Coke and a smile?

You know how Willy Nilly despises LaHood? I despise Gov. Rod Blago even more. I had the pleasure of watching Blago's head swell in Springfield this week after this insurance scam victory. This gas bag has got to go.

The GOP better find somebody good. Pronto.

Saturday, October 22

Take Back the Right. Right now.

Merle Widmer has written another brilliant dissertation on his blog. I think Merle doesn't get as much commentary as he would like because he covers EVERY possible view and counter argument. Typically the only thing left to say is, "Good Job" or, "I hate you for being right."

Merle points out that it is way past time for the GOP to re-define itself, not because of any specific message Republicans have endorsed, but because so many extremists have become Republicans.

The average Republican is no more likely a fan of the religious right, the "moral majority," Fawell, or Robinson than the average Democrat is a racist Southerner, and a big fan of Jane Fonda or the late Spermin' Thurmond.

The Republican message should endorse self sufficiency and smaller government. Remember the Regan years when Republicans believed government promoted business and a stronger economy best by getting out of the way? Less pork, less government waste, less red tape, lower taxes. This should be the Republican Mantra.

I happen to be pro-life, but polls say 50% of the Republican Party is pro-choice. Even though I'm anti-abortion, I am repulsed by religious nut jobs claiming the GOP for themselves. These quacks don't speak for most conservatives and neither does that arrogant blowhard, Rush Limbaugh. John McCain represents me well. G. Gordon Liddy is the anti-Christ.

How many Democrats feel homosexual activists best represent them? How many Democrats supported gay marriage in the last election? BTW, I say let them get married. Why shouldn't they have to suffer like rest of us? (Okay, I stole that last line from Dolly Parton. Love that woman.)

In addition to returning to the basics, Compassionate Conservatism should embrace protecting the environment and providing better education for America's young. After all, why should any one political party have sole claim to what is inherently decent?

Friday, October 21

Ameriquest. Proud sponsor of the American Dream. My ass.

Most of us would agree, occasionally Corporate America goes too far.

Disney's attempt to build a theme park near a Civil War cemetery in the South comes to mind. I read Eisner wanted the rides to have an anti-slavery theme.

Enron. The entire debacle. Mind blowing not in just because of the arrogance and deceit of the executives involved, but that NO ONE caught on until a Wall Street Journal reporter sat down, read the fine print in the prospectus, and said, "Uh, guys, how exactly do you make money?"

My latest Corporate gripe? Branding. I know this is old. Allowing corporations signage at ball parks has gone on for awhile. Has anyone adjusted to Pepsi Center? Staples Arena? Coors Field? What about Wrigley Field, you say? The Wrigley Family built and owned the park. They didn't just pay some hard up government body to slap their name on it. Some cities now allow bridges and streets to be named after Corporations. Doesn't Bloomington have Krispy Kreme Way? At least the whores -er, I mean- local governments, involved get some money for putting out.

Now we have corporations sponsoring things that may not even exist, let alone something they have branding rights too. Watching baseball with my significant other (White Sox, Astros, Cardinals, couldn't give a damn. I was just hanging out for a back massage.) I learned Ameriquest Mortgage is "Proud Sponsor of the American Dream."

Ameriquest sponsors the American Dream? Huh. See, I thought I was the sponsor. You and me both. By going to work, paying bills, saving to put kids through college, investing in the stock market, complaining at the pump, adding to my 401k, making the mortgage payment, putting food on the table, etc. Many of us sponsor the American Dream. We have since we were 16, put on the double knit polyester McDonald's uniform, worked the fryer, in order to buy our first piece of crap automobile. Frankly, Ameriquest's claim to the title, "Proud Sponsor of the American Dream" Pisses me off. If I am an American (check), I have a dream - say - starting a chain of espresso massage parlors (check), and Ameriquest fails to sponsor me with a loan, can I sue for false advertising? Note to self. Call Chase.

If I ever need to refinance my mortgage, (HA! Did it a couple of years ago when rates were really, really low, you greedy corporate scum floss.) I'm not going to use the arrogant weenie wads at Ameriquest.

So there.

Tuesday, October 18

Saved by C.J. and our City Council

You must read this gem by C.J. Summers at Summers in Peoria.


Flower baskets on Main Street.


Check.


Outlaw scourge of motorized scooters.


Check.


What about belly button lint?


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHEN IS CITY COUNCIL GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT BELLY BUTTON LINT?! Belly button lint build up is a big problem in Peoria. Belly button lint is flammable for Godsakes!


That's it. Look for me to appear at "Citizens Turn to Address City Council" portion of tonight's meeting at City Hall. I will be the one in the orange flame retardant hazmat suit.

Monday, October 17

Bill Dennis has finally stopped playing with his thingy...

About time too, sometimes there are so many typos in his postings I think he may be going blind ;-)

Yes, William has finally stopped messing with his blog, has ditched us losers at blogsplot, and can be found at peoriapundit.com once again.

Bill is already back to harassing me for harassing Councilwoman VanAuken, on whom I believe he has a huge crush. He denies it, but isn't fooling anyone. No one doubts Barbara is extremely bright Bill, you have every right to fall for her.

For the record, I believe that VanAuken does return calls and e-mails- when she receives them. I just think she does what she wants (water company vote, Station 11) instead of what her constituents instruct her to do. I also think Teplitz was much, much worse. My frustration with VanAuken at this moment stems from her lack of fight to restore Fire Station 11 to full capacity. I was at a forum where VanAuken said Fire Station 11 was critical to the people in her district, that Teplitiz's vote had endangered citizens, and if elected, Barbara would make Station 11 a priority. Plenty of campaign flyers stating essentially the same thing were distributed on her behalf. I personally know three fire fighters who campaigned for her who are pissed. They believe their lives are jeopardized by the current cuts and strange distribution of fire fighting equipment. Seriously, whoever heard of a Fire Station without a water truck?! The water truck is the one with the friggin hoses, used to put out FIRES. I also know that the City could find an annual revenue stream of $750,000 by cutting waste if they were so inclined. Hell, the Municipal Band gets $100,000 - and polkas certainly don't count as an essential service. Council seems to be in favor of a tax increase, but not enough of one to restore fire fighting capabilities to safe levels. Have these people learned nothing from Hurricane Katrina?

I also remember VanAuken chastising Teplitz for saying the garbage fee was "only" $6.00 per month. VanAuken told the audience using the word "only" was indicative of a leader who had forgotten the needs of her constituents, many of whom were on fixed incomes. Yet, Barbara hasn't mentioned eliminating the garbage tax (which doesn't pay for garbage pickup). These were the issues VanAuken ran on, these are the issues we have every right to hold her accountable for, ahem, Bill.

However, adequate fire protection is more important than the slimy garbage tax. So, I'm putting the pressure on Manning. If Councilman Manning can dissect the water company's books and find certain revenue, despite the outrageous $300 million price tag, finding a paltry $750,000 of local government waste to restore Station 11 should be a cake walk. So, how about it Bob?

Sunday, October 16

Damn Fine Question, Ms. Wiltz!

From Saturday's Letters to the Editor, Journal Star:

I would like someone from the city administration or City Council to explain how a big project like the Murray Baker Bridge can be completed in six months but a one-mile stretch of Forrest Hill, from University to Sterling, cannot be completed in two years. Doesn't the city require performance bonds? The contractor working from the Forrest Hill overpass to Sterling has shown no regard for those of us who use this street. The portion of the road we are required to drive on is so very rough that it wreaks havoc with our car shocks and suspension. I have never before experienced anything like it.

On many days there have been no workers present. This stretch is essential for students going back and forth to Woodrow Wilson School. A viable business that had many years of success, Velvet Freeze, was forced to close because two years was too long to withstand the financial impact this project caused.

We lived through the Sterling improvement and have nothing but praise for the Walsh Company and its workers. I used to think we should always give local companies priority consideration, but if it is going to result in such inept handling then they should be put at the very bottom of any contract list.

A performance bond should always be required with a timely date of completion set. We deserve to know when this project will be finished. The road east of Sterling isn't half done and it has been torn up since April.

Rosemary Wiltz

Peoria

Didn't Gary Sandberg bring this up at a recent Council meeting? I have a sick feeling buying the water company would solve the problem....

REALLY?!

Because I found the test on his blog, I blame Makhno for this...

PollyPeoria is a

Social Conservative
(38% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(33% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Totalitarian




Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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Autocracy is a form of government in which unlimited power is held by a single individual. An emperor may rise to power through heredity, but is referred to as an autocrat rather than a monarch when his power overshadows his bloodline.

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Gag. Crisis. Meltdown. Must. Kill. Self. Okay, maybe not, but I will be downing many a Bloody Mary today at Sunday Brunch. Lesson learned. Never take an on-line personality test again. Morons.

Friday, October 14

Me Thinks Willy is Drinking

Stolen from Willy Nilly's site description:

They call me white Devil, black Jesus, Heaven closes, Hell freezes

WTF?!

Recall Van Auken

Barbara Van Auken sent out campaign lit stating her predecessor should be tossed from office because of her Station 11 vote. The campaign piece claimed that Station 11 was vital to public safety and Marcella had endangered the Second District by voting to take crucial equipment out of service. Now that Barbara has the seat, there are other priorities. Like preserving the stupid flower baskets dripping from light posts on Main Street. (Talk about putting lipstick on a pig.)

Bob Manning and Bill Spears merely said the Fire Chief should have been allowed to make the decision as to where Fire Department budget cuts should be made, not the Council. It's disappointing that the new guys won't bring back Station 11 to full capacity, but we can't say they out and out lied.

Van Auken is a disappointment. I know people who worked hard on her campaign who say she doesn't give them the time of day now. Added to my Station 11 annoyance is Van Auken's reversal on buying the water company and her condescending speeches. I'm thinking I'm not the only one experiencing voter's remorse.

I want to like Van Auken, I do. However, knowing that Station 11 was a primary reason for her election and also why Firefighters turned out en mass to work on her campaign, I'm beginning to feel Van Auken is just another political hack who uses people. Imagine Marcella Teplitz turning liberal and chain smoking. You'd have Van Auken. Someone who picks her favorites and ignores the rest, thinking she's fooling people.

I know Bill Dennis will rip me a new one for saying this, but I'm already sick of her. Time for a recall.

Another shocking front page Journal Star headline: Museum may need public funding

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Public may not need museum.

Thursday, October 13

Gulley vs. Schock. Just what we needed... A good laugh.

Upon reading the headline in this morning's newspaper, I laughed so hard coffee came out my nose. If anyone is curious about my identity -to be honest, there are no indications anyone is- attend the campaign debates between these two. I will be at every one I possibly can, most likely with a video camera in hand to record for posterity the consequences of straying out of one's league. (Imagine Pauley Shore asking Katherine Zeta Jones to prom.)

Bill Dennis beat me to it, but this race will be fine entertainment. God help the Unions if Bill Spears doesn't leap into this race. They will be stuck campaigning for Gulley, who falls ever so slightly above plant life on the intelligence scale. Schock, on the other hand, is smart. I know many feel he hasn't done enough in Springfield or is too young to wield the power he does, but the kid is bright and everyone knows it.

There couldn't be a bigger mismatch in the oratory department. As Bill Dennis wrote this morning, Gulley has a hard time stringing a few words together let alone a complete sentence. Gulley's verbal skills are a political train wreck. I wince every time he raises his hand at City Council, knowing that nothing but embarrassment will follow. In the other corner, we have Schock, master of oratory (I was going to write "master debater" but I didn't want the way too easy sophomoric commentary). Aaron can give a fluent, succinct and nearly entertaining speech without once checking his notes.

To the other four candidates that ran for Gulley's council seat, take heart. Gulley is about to be put properly in his place. I disagree with Bill Dennis on his prediction that Gulley will take most of the black vote. Gulley received only slightly more than half of the vote in his last election. Had there not been so many candidates running against him in the Primary, the General Election would have yielded far different results. Greg Banks emerged a primary winner to face off against Gulley, but just barely. If memory serves, Banks came out ahead about six votes in front of June Moore. Gulley isn't beloved, just lucky his inaptitude pushed so many people into the race which split the vote.

That won't happen this time. Schock will focus on the fact that of the six bills he has sponsored, all have passed. Except for one waiting, they have received Blago's signature. One Schock sponsored bill allows those on public aid to apply for state grant money to attend college. Think low income, single mom, trying to better herself and join the tax base. Schock is also responsible for the bill allowing deployed national guard members to pay less pay roll tax, a bill that Ricca Sloan screwed up before being boot kicked out of office.

George Ryan will hurt Schock. The timing of his Trial, and subsequent conviction, will remind voters of past Republican dirty deeds. However, Blago is the subject of about six investigations himself at the moment. (Power Washing Scandal, Teacher's Retirement Fund Scandal, Political Appointment/Father-in-law Scandal, etc...) Moreover, look for Aaron to point out the recent Democratic raid of state worker retirement funds to plug the budget. The Democratic majority in Springfield didn't cut spending, they didn't raise taxes, they just stole. Taxpayers will repay the retirement accounts along with 8% interest, but won't begin payments for several years. One billion borrowed now will cost us $38 billion in the long run. Moreover, realizing it was an election year, the Democrats stole enough for next year's budget too. Brilliant. Considering the pension raiding, it is hard to fathom labor unions supporting Democrats this time around. Look for local unions to support individuals, while roasting their own party. Fun! Fun! Fun!

The only thing Spears and Gulley have going for them is that they were not a part of the Democratic majority who pulled this crap. To beat Schock, Spears and Gulley will have to pull away from their own party. Painful to do, I'm sure, but quite enjoyable to watch. Spears may point out (I doubt it will dawn on Gulley) the horrific debt accrued, unbeknownst to Schock, by District 150 while Aaron served as School Board President.

I still say the very smart and humble Spears has a chance against the Republican Boy Wonder if he is willing to vigorously campaign. Of course, Spears will have to step up to the plate and declare he is actually running. Most who voted for him would probably admit- as smart as Aaron is, they would feel better sending someone to Springfield who didn't still require Clearsil and was at least old enough to shave.

Tuesday, October 11

Review of the week: The Greatest Game Ever Played.

I usually hate taking kids to see movies. Typically I find myself stuck watching melodramatic tweens doing their best to invent and then cure a crisis for two hours. I would rather have a bikini wax. The kind that Las Vegas show girls have to endure. No one should have to endure Hillary Duff for two hours. Ever watch Barney on PBS? Remember the kid actors on Barney, those politically correct hams? Well, they grew up and became Hillary Duff. Yes, she can sing, but oh, she can not act! Hillary Duff is the one lone reason movie theatres are justified in obtaining hard liquor licenses.

Anyhoo, imagine my surprise when I plopped into a chair at Willow Knolls with my nieces and actually enjoyed a Disney flick - one not made by Pixar. The Greatest Game Ever Played is worth seeing whether you have kids or not. It worth seeing even if you can't stand golf. It shows maturity and immaturity and proves that age is no guarantee of either. (Anyone else ever see a grown man bite back tears or beat the non-living crap out of his clubs at Weaver Ridge?) The movie shows how childish, spoiled, and bratty we all look when we lose it. It also explains the stupidity and consequences behind the class wars. The movie reminded me how much we all secretly and deeply crave approval, especially from our parents. I was also reminded to give said approval. Most importantly, "The Greatest Game" showed that we tend to construct our own barriers. Our competitors don't beat us, we beat ourselves. Even my seven year old niece (who has no interest in sports, let alone golf) was completely entertained and enthralled. The Greatest Game Ever played is theorectically based on a true story.

My only gripe was smoking was made glamorous. Not cigarettes, but pipes and cigars. Granted, the movie took place at the turn of the century at an exclusive country club. Smoking was likely the rule, not the exception. However, did Disney need an actor to blow perfect, billowy, O rings? During a tournament, when the defending champ started to feel pressure, he lit up a pipe. His buddy said, "Never saw you smoke on the job before." The Champ's reply? "Should have started four holes ago." Nice going Eisner. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I whispered, "Ew, gross!" to the Girls to combat the glam cigar scenes and reminded them doctors didn't know smoking was dangerous in the olden days. I also reminded them that these were, after all, dumb, icky old boys with cooties we were watching.

Other than the smoking and some mild drinking, I didn't see any reason for the PG rating. There are some other kid's movies out right now, but they seem dark. Tim Burton's Corpse Bride and Oliver Twist (which isn't being hailed as a movie fit for kids). Anyway, I can personally attest that anyone seven years old or older will understand The Greatest Game. Enjoy.

I told Bill to stop playing with his thingy... NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Technology. Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Bill Dennis had to go messing around with his blog, no doubt attempting to make some new fangled, completely unnecessary improvements. Consequently, Bill apparently blew up his connection to Word Press. Now Bill must resort to posting on blogspot like the rest of us losers/mere mortals. The Internet fairies don't like it when you get arrogant, William.

If you are going through Peoria Pundit withdrawal, you can find Bill's musings at peoriapundit.blogspot.com

Or, you can just hit the link on my side bar. Amazingly, my absolute hatred of all things technical along with my fear of the unknown has led me to never, ever touch my links. Therefore, you can always find your way to Bill via MY pathetic, boring, no photos, no frills, no chills, blog.

The world is a more wonderful and magical place when I don't understand how things work.

If something breaks? Well, that's why God made Mastercard. And Visa. And American Express.

Sunday, October 9

But for the Grace of God, Feng Shui, Buddha, Gnesh, Mohammed, etc., go I.

I know natural disasters are, well, natural. When you least expect it, expect it. Nonetheless, after Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Rita, thousands dead in Central America from mud slides and over 20,000 dead in Asia after yesterday's earthquake... I'm starting to think someone is trying to tell us something. I dunno what. It seems like we've pissed off Mother Nature, God, Buddha, Mohammed, Feng shui, Gnesh, or all of the above. Pick your deity and beg for mercy. It's feeling a bit like the apocalypse.

I've been the recipient of mass e-mails essentially blaming the victims of Hurricane Katrina for their dismal fate. The logic being they should have never allowed themselves to become dependent on the government in the first place.

Realizing that I am not sovereign over my own fate, I write a big, honking check to Uncle Sam every April 15th. Whenever I buy something, I throw in a bit extra toward local government. I make two huge installments on my real estate taxes every year. I do this because I understand should my house catch fire, I probably won't be able to put it out with my garden hose. I pay dearly for the help I pray I will never need.

To everyone smugly writing off Katrina's castoffs, I'm wondering, have you bought your life raft yet? I know, we don't live under sea level. You're MUCH smarter than that, eh? You do live in a tornado prone area. You live near many factories that use very dangerous chemicals to make their wares. What if there is a massive spill or explosion? We could experience a hell of a snowstorm this winter. Say, 20 feet. It could happen. These days it looks more and more likely. Maybe we will lose power for days, weeks. What if our water supply is compromised? (Yes, Sandberg, I know, that wouldn't happen if the City bought the freakin water company. Let it go already!)

So, Mr./Mrs. Independent-Don't-Need-Anybody-Especially-the-Damn Government-Responsible-Citizen... got your Sherman Tank ready to take out looters? An abundant food supply at the ready? A couple of power generators? Wood chopped? Started digging a well? Got around to building that bomb shelter in the backyard yet?

Face it. The extent of emergency planning for most of us is the knowledge we could cannibalize Junior's walkie talkies for double A batteries if necessary. In a pinch you might be able to hold down the can of sardines you bought eleven years ago while deranged with a high fever. Duct tape? You could always peel some off a dusty pipe in the basement. Yeah, you're prepared.

Government is more dependent on us than we are on it. Do we really aspire to become a nation of survivalists? Think Ruby Ridge, Waco, those losers in college who only stopped their game of Dungeons and Dragons to play paint ball in the woods behind the Arts Quad.

We feed government, and we should hold government responsible when it screws up. Big time.

Until the proper deity is done spanking our hide, it would behoove us to humble ourselves and heed the proper lesson.

Saturday, October 8

Me thinks we've been had...

I'm back from the beach and looking through old newspapers. Looks like you all had fun while I was away... not.

I do not understand why someone taking over a troubled hotel merits front page news. Even in Peoria and even if Chase Ingersoll is doing the taking. I especially enjoyed PJ Star's "Grandiose Plans for Hotel" headline. WTF? A slight at Ingersoll's grandiose personality, me thinks. Very professional. The whole Grandview mess also merited an editorial from the brains at the PJ Star, the Times Observer, and smaller articles here and there in both papers. I checked web sites for local TV news stations and found a plethora of coverage there as well. Activism or a slow news week? You decide.

The waste of grey matter (aka editorial staff) at PJ Star points out that the Grandview Hotel isn't the only chronic aggravated nuisance in town. Really!? I thought for sure once the 100 room flea bag/crack house/meth lab/hotel vaporized, Peoria at last would be rightfully crowned Utopia. Got to start somewhere. I think the action taken by City Hall might well be due to Third District City Councilman Bob Manning more than well to do residents. I vaguely remember Thetford, Manning, and Anderson using the hotel as a campaign issue. The Hotel sits in one of the highest voter turn out precincts in town (43 or 45). There are well to do folk living on Moss Avenue and I'm still not taking a stroll there after dark.

I discovered today that the Grandview Hotel has changed its name. It is listed under "Prospect Inn" in the yellow pages. The new name is more fitting, as the hotel was neither Grand nor does it have a view - unless Knoxville Drive counts. The hotel is also not particularly close to Grandview Drive.

Question. Has anyone actually seen a contract signed by current hotel owner Kris Jain and wanna be hotel owner Ingersoll? I can't imagine either of these guys playing the whole town - giving nearby residents and City Hall chest pains just for kicks, can you?

Better hush now, or I might get sued!

Schock vs. Spears. Oh yeah, Baby!

Now we have a race!!! I expect fun will be had by all, assuming Bill Spears accepts his party's nod to take on Boy Wonder.

Spears may deserve the post, but he will have to earn it all over again. Schock loves to campaign. LOVES it. Campaigning door to door? Most candidates hate it. Schock is better at it than a team of Fuller Brush Salesmen, a hoard of preaching Mormons, and a clique of dancing Avon Ladies combined. It's hard to imagine Bill Spears lowering himself to sucking up on Schock's level.

I've also noticed that Schock keeps sending out invitations to kids. "Read eight books and come to my ice cream party at the Aquaplex." Later this month he is having a kid's fair. If you ask me, it's creepy. However, I bet the soccer moms eat it up.

Remember the very ugly/entertaining Ricca Sloan v Aaron Schock campaign? I don't see Spears fighting dirty, which might be to his benefit. Voters say they don't like campaign mud slinging, but frankly, other than a beautiful spring day, nothing gets voter turn out higher. Schock is an easy target, after serving years as president on a school board that was clueless that the system was $8, $9, or $18 million in debt.

If Spears can drive up enough energy for campaign combat, I think he is Springfield bound. I'll miss him on the City Council, though. I think he is the one who keeps Sandberg on his meds.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!!

A buddy of mine informed me that my favorite lobbying lawyer turned 40 last weekend. I've given Mr. Jones a lot of grief in the past, so I thought the least I could do was wish him a belated happy birthday sans any of the typical undeserved vitriol I usually toss his way.

The forties aren't so bad, Matt. We are allowed to make real money now, and occasionally people take us seriously. Suckers.

Hope it was happy, Matt.

Can Tanner's

Took the munchkins to Tanner's Orchard yesterday. District 150 celebrated a half day. The District called it "Student Improvement Day." Improving students apparently requires sending them home three hours early. Hey, I respect teachers. I think they work hard. Damn hard. If they need extra time to prepare, or relax, or whatever, I say give it to them. Just call it what it is. "Teacher Union Day" rings right. Before I get a bunch of comments ripping me a new one, let me just state, I drove by the kid's school yesterday at 1:00 p.m. There were four cars in the lot. Anyone else notice that Student Improvement Day (Columbus Day) and Institute Day (Thanksgiving) always coincide with what otherwise would be "just" three/four day weekends?

Anyway, Tanner's Orchard used to be a quaint way to celebrate Autumn. Pick some apples, bring home a box of cider donuts, a gallon of cider, eat some kettle korn, go Mach five down the huge slide...

Them there days are gone kids. If you pick a half a peck (smaller than a plastic grocery sack) of apples it will cost you $15.00. Wanna take the kids to the playground? Six bucks. Per kid. The big, honking, huge slide... gone. Too much liability apparently. So the six buck covers equipment that you would easily find for free at any public park, or most back yards. Six donuts? Five bucks. A gallon of cider? Five bucks. A box of four caramel apples? Eight bucks. A freaking mum? $25.00. I understand that overhead can be costly, but the prices -as compared to last year- far exceed any imaginable rate of inflation. Maybe Tanner's is now trying attract ignorant city slickers/suckers from Chicago?

There were hardly any apples left to pick and I simply could not bring myself to pay the $6.00 playground extortion fee. So we bought a box of overpriced donuts and a gallon of excellent cider and left. After all, if I want to be thoroughly ripped off I'll go to Chuckie Cheese.

Next stop, Chuckie Cheese.

How can they charge so much for a place that smells like feet?!

Friday, October 7

See? I can be reasonable. I can. I can. I CAN!!!

Per the thoughtful and reasonable request received via e-mail from one of the parties involved, I have deleted my previous post.

Polly doesn't want to make a delicate situation worse.

Even though I think I was right.

Tuesday, October 4

IMHO: Bibo is a Bimbo

I know I'm behind the times on this one, but as mentioned in the previous post, I've been on vacation. I have been stupid enough to check out the Peoria Journal Star web site, and caught Terry Bibo's gossip column on Michael Levan a week ago. I just can't let it go without comment.

There are some people with positions in life that really make you wonder... If Terry Bibo can be a columnist at the Journal Star, why haven't I written the great American novel? If Dan Lietch can be a State Representative, why am I not at least in the Senate? If George Bush can be President of the most powerful nation on earth, why am I not the Supreme Ruler of the known universe? All fair and relevant questions.

I admit, I rarely read Bibo. I find her columns fluffy and, well, ditzy. "Ditzy" is an adjective I really dislike using to describe a fellow female, so I prefer to side step her rants all together. A friend called me and told me I simply "HAD to read her one sided, totally unfair, gossip column about Michael Levan." So, I made the mistake of logging on.

What a column of crap. Why did the editors of the Journal Star allow it to be printed? Stupid question. Last Sunday, Bibo felt the need to publish the criminal history of Michael Levan. Levan, who would readily admit he isn't an angel, has a long arrest record. Apparently, he has been arrested about forty times mostly during his troubled youth. Levan is about forty years old.

Bibo points out Levan's arrest record and not much else. When I read about the troubled history of an individual, I want to know the full story. That is, I want the journalist to her job. How and why does one get arrested 40 times? What in his past caused him to behave so poorly? Was he beaten as a child? Victimized by a cruel step parent? Were his bones broken? Was he put in and pulled out of countless foster homes? Was he so abused and neglected that he was forced to eat from garbage cans as a kid? What is Levan doing now? Does he own property? Does he pay taxes? Did he suffer terrible brain injuries due to a recent car accident and made a miraculous recovery? Does he have a healthy and promising relationship with a lovely fiancee? Does he care for his aging mother? Has he turned his life around? Is he trying? Levan is well known to those that grew up on the East Bluff. Levan is well known period. The answers to such questions can be easily and readily found by a journalist willing to do a semi-thorough job. Bibo doesn't qualify.

I think Bibo is doing the dirty work of the Teplitz's. You see, Levan has been working hard to expose the alleged dirty dealings of the Roanoke Neighborhood Association, formerly headed by former City Councilwoman Marcella Teplitz and her attorney husband, Jack. Serious questions such as, "What the feck happened to all the money?" have been asked regarding the Roanoke Fund, which was recently revoked by City Council. It doesn't look good for the Roanoke Association, and it looks really, really bad for the Teplitz's.

Apparently it's politics (i.e., The recently ousted "Progressives") and journalism (i.e., The Journal Star) as usual in Peoria.

The two have a more incestuous relationship than fruit flies.

S.O.P.P. Save Our Peoria Pundit!

Okay, I was enjoying a nice vacation browning myself on the beach. I wasn't going to resume any responsibilities -or blogging- until I had attained the same lovely dark roasted espresso hue as our beloved Mayor, Jim Ardis. Hard to achieve when I still feel compelled to slather myself with SPF 4. Or baby oil. Or Crisco. But that's another completely irrelevant story.

What shocked me into dragging my lap top onto the beach is that Bill Dennis, blogger extraordinaire, of The Peoria Pundit HAS GONE OFF THE AIR. OR INTERNET. OR WHATEVER. I wouldn't know what the feck a blog was without Bill. Because of him, I still hold out hope that some day I maybe able to link properly or even post a picture. Okay, the later is reaching, I admit. Nonetheless, we must get this man some money. NOW. I am willing to contribute, but Bill, I gotta be able to do so anonymously! You can post "Polly Peoria" on your friends' list, but that Pay Pal button requires that I reveal my identity and my ass would be so FIRED if my bosses knew what I really thought of them. How about providing a snail mail address?

Some how, some way, I'm going to get this hard worker/blogger/journalist/purveyor of eye candy/disher of Peoria dirt/ some of the funds he desperately needs and is really entitled too. Most of us bloggers do this as a hobby, to vent and spew our profound and superior intellects *snicker* into cyberspace in order to keep those who love and live with us from beating us mercilessly -but deservedly- over the head with a heavy shovel. Bill Dennis is a professional, and runs a professional blog. Yeah, even with the eye candy. You ever notice how much eye candy is in the New York Times? Washington Post? Wall Street Journal?

The Peoria Pundit is NEEDED. Notice how often local politicians post on his blog? The Peoria Pundit allows us to get the real scoop, not the tainted synopsis provided by the Journal Star editorial page.

A donation to Bill falls slightly behind a donation for hurricane relief in priority. Bill is THAT good. He is that IMPORTANT.

I'm even gonna send him my beer money for the week. Now that's sacrifice.

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