If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.

Saturday, July 30

NIMBY. Why is it wrong?

N.I.M.B.Y. It stands for "Not in my backyard!" Nimby is applied to people who don't want controversial establishments - a group residence for retarded adults, or a homeless shelter close to thier homes. It is a term mostly used to label someone as intolerant and unsympathetic to plight of the poor and disadvantaged. Nimby is used against yuppies who don't want their expansive green lawns and mini McMansions vulnerable to those who don't share the same tax bracket. Or so I thought.

I went to college in a huge city. I loved it. There were risks, but those very same risks gave the City its character. On my way to classes I would sometimes buy a Happy Meal for my favorite mentally ill homeless man. Sam had bad days and worse days. There were days when Sam would be thankful for a free meal and I'd get a, "Thanks Poll, you sure a purty lady." Other days Sam's voices would get the best of him, and he would greedily grab the bag and grunt, "Thanks for nothing, Bitch." I was a little frightened, but I knew that within a day or so "Good Sam" would be back and I would be "purty" again.

Traffic, the occasional whiff of sewer gas, taxi drivers who thought they owned the road, and grumpy commuters shoving their way onto the subway didn't bother me. The city had the worst and the best of everything. The worst crime, traffic and pollution. The best restaurants, museums, shows... Culture. Employment brought me back to this smaller city and I love it more than my college digs.

However, I admit that the older I become, the more sense Nimbys make. My siblings are parents now. They have made the natural evolution from selfish adventure seekers to protectors of their young. The transformation is catching. As much as I wish Sam mental health, I don't want him near my nieces. I would never consider allowing them to ride their bikes alone through the neighborhood like I did as a kid. I have gone from web surfing Overstock.com for great shoes to web surfing the state police web site for any possible pervert lurking nearby.

The excitement and risk of a urban environment was forfited for a dull, quiet and safe - though expensive- suburban environment. I wouldn't mind a group of retarded adults living next door. Such a home would not be a threat and my nieces could benefit from the experience. However, if a homeless shelter, crime ridden motel, or a 12 step drug/alcohol meeting center attempted to move in next door to my sister's family, I would join her in going postal. Cultural and financial sacrifices were made so that the kids would have a safe and happy childhood.

My examples of unwanted establishments are not equal in their risk or distaste, but each of them would expose my sister's kids to adult situations/senarios that a small child shouldn't have to ponder. Would a recovering alcoholic pose a threat to my nieces? No. Not likely. Would a steady stream of recovering alcoholics pose a threat? Yes. It seems plausible. Would one homeless person be a threat to my family? Hopefully not. Would 20 homeless folks temporarily seeking a meal and place to sleep pose a threat? Yes. Possibly.

Admittedly, in these days of non stop CNN Amber Alerts and terrorist briefings, it is difficult to distinguish between real threats and imagined. It is more and more difficult to assess risk and vulnerability. However, when it comes to kids, no one should blame a parent (or over involved Aunty) for wanting to error on the side of caution.

Thursday, July 28

New School Board Member: Well, there's good news and there's bad news...

It finally rained. The heat wave broke. The lawn is revealing a few blades of green grass. DAVE RAN$BURG WAS NOT CHOSEN FOR THE DISTRICT 150 SCHOOL BOARD!!! Yes, Virginia, there is a God.

The Board picked Steve Morris, attorney and sibling of At Large City Councilman/congressman wannabe John Morris. I don't know Steve Morris. His resume only lists his wife, but no children, under family. I was rooting for Alma Brown, who ran against David Gorenz for School Board. Ideally, a school board member should have children in District 150 Schools. However, beggars can't be choosers. It could have been so much worse.

The Board's choice came as a surprise since the media reported that Ran$burg had five votes. Perhaps Ran$burg miscounted/lied or maybe he didn't really want the seat. Ran$burg never seemed enamored with the job. Limelight denied. Insert happy dance here.

Except for the years Steve Morris attended college and law school (Creighton) he has lived in Peoria his entire life. He has done some volunteer work in the community. Anyone who is willing to take a seat on the rapidly sinking, debt ridden, District 150 ship without pay deserves a chance. Steve Morris is an unknown. The only reason for pause at this point is the fact that he is related to John Morris, the biggest ego and windbag on the City Council.

We can only hope this particular apple fell a little further from the tree.

Wednesday, July 27

Lack of literacy reigns supreme at PJ Star

Does the Journal Star employ proof readers? Does anyone who works at the Journal Star read their own newspaper? Does the Journal Star employ people who can even read? The typos in this rag are unbelievable.

Today's "Local & State" section includes an article about State Senator Bill Brady's announcement that he is running for governor. It is a fairly interesting tidbit about an ultraconservative labeling himself a "mainstream conservative." In the last paragraph we learn that Brady is pro-life and that, unlike Blago, he does not support benefits for same sex partners of state workers.

The article ends like this:


Brady said government should encourage "procreative marital


That's it. Brady could be for encouraging procreative marital sex toys and Journal Star readers would be the last to know. How does a newspaper drop the ending to a story? This makes the PJ Star's inability to correctly spell Peoria's longest serving council member's name -in a headline no less- a mild mistake.

Perhaps I should give the editors more credit. Apparently they are aware that most of those who buy the PJ Star just get it for movie times and to see what's on sale at Kohls.

Tuesday, July 26

Show me the money (or, at least the receipts).

Today the Journal Star editorial staff out did itself. They claim that former second district City Councilwoman Marcella Teplitz and her husband, Jack,"tireless volunteers." I have a lovely bridge to sell to anyone who believes it. I'll throw in swamp land for free.

The editorial does a pathetic mud slinging at City Councilwoman Barbara VanAuken by accusing her Campaign Manager, Robert Powers, of asking too many questions about a public fund that Mr. Teplitz once headed. You know you're reading a crappy newspaper when it slights someone for asking too many questions.

The situation (stay with me here, it's entertaining):

1. The City loaned $185,000 to Randolph-Roanoke neighborhood in order to buy, rehab, and sell 209 W. Columbia Terrace in 1993. The property was in horrid disrepair and the scene of repeated crime. The neighborhood continued to buy distressed homes, "recycling the public money throughout the neighborhood."

2. The problem: No properties have been purchased since 1996.

3. The solution: Two residents, Robert Powers and Paul Day, asked to see the fund records. Powers and Day say that they were refused access and were shut out when they asked questions.

4. Jack Teplitz headed the loan fund until 2003. Marcella Teplitz was president of the Randolph Roanoke Homeowners Association when the fund was created.

5. City planning and growth management director, Pat Landes, says, "Every penny is accounted for."

Great. Problem solved. PROVE IT!!! Open the books and let us all have a peek. (Apparently the editorialist knew better than to ask.) When government acts like it has something to hide, it shouldn't be surprised when citizens get suspicious and disgusted. It's a given that said citizens will support the opposing candidate - who pledged to be honest and open. Tick off the right citizen, and you might find someone who is willing to get off their ass to run a successful campaign for a better candidate. It's called grass roots democracy, and done well, it is a beautiful thing.

The Teplitzs have probably made more enemies than friends. Hell, neighborhood association meetings during their reign are rumored to have gotten physical - with fists thrown, shoving, name calling, and people storming out. Clearly there wasn't a unified group working to better the neighborhood. There were those who wanted to improve the area and there were those who tirelessly continued to power grab.

The PJ Star is still sucking sour grapes. They endorsed Teplitz in the last election. Luckily, the overwhelming majority of second district citizens know the only legitimate use for the editorial page is to line the litter box. It seems that Marcella and Jack Teplitz, as well as Editorialists Shelley Epstein and Mike Bailey are still grieving. Guys, you lost. Get over it already!

Monday, July 25

Mmm...Oh...Oh...Oh...Please don't stop...YES! YES! YES!!!

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Found two new blog sites, thanks to the Peoria Pundit. Liked them so much that I added them to my blog roll. My attempts to link them worked on my very FIRST try, which is definitely a sign of divine intervention. The first, peoriacrackhouse.blogspot.com, shows homes where the author believes crack is being dealt. The second, shameonpeoria.blogspot.com, shows homes - rental properties mostly - that are a blight on the neighborhood. It also gives the address of where the owners actually reside and the name of the lender. Beautiful. Now that's what I call "citizen journalism."

I promise have nothing to do with either blog. I have no clue who the author and/or authors is/are. But I really, really like them. A LOT.

Of course, all properties, owners and occupants are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, should our beloved and hard working City and States Attorneys ever get around to prosecuting them.

Whoever did this should get a prize.

*smiles*
*lights cigarette*

Hey, PJ Star: Is it SandBURG or SandBERG?

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I thought when we overwhelming boot kicked Ran$burg out of office the confusion would finally end. Apparently Ran$burg's continued quest for the limelight has compromised the Journal Star's proof reading skills. Anyone notice the massive typo in today's Word on the Street column? They spelled Councilman Gary Sandberg's name incorrectly in the HEADLINE, but got it right -I think- in the article itself. I'm sure this sort of thing happens all the time at fine, upscale, educated, big city newspapers and not just the hick, po-dunk Journal Star. With this sort of screw up, one wonders why Editor Mike Bailey feels so smug regarding bloggers. At least Bill Dennis can spell Gary's name.

The content of the column was quite enjoyable. I would have preferred to see it closer to the At-large City Council elections in 2007. Rumor (i.e., Chase Ingersoll) has it that Marcella Teplitz plans to run. Certain funds are MIA. No one is making direct accusations -YET- but people are starting to ask questions and it doesn't look good. The column made it seem that City Attorney Randy Ray and Marcella's hubby, Attorney Jack Teplitz, are tight. Sandberg seems to think this may be why a formal inquiry has failed to take place.

I smell something fishy and it isn't just Peoria's water.

Sigh. Some people just can't take a hint. We kick Ran$burg out of the Mayor's chair and he infiltrates the School Board. We kick Teplitz out of the Second District council seat and she attempts a resurrection via an At-Large position. Hey, has anyone seen Thetford lately?

*Shivers*
*Strings garlic necklace*
*Holsters huge cross and stake*

Sunday, July 24

CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW *%#@! TO LINK?

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Bill Dennis is under the mistaken impression that he has the right to better his life by taking his blog to some new host. He did this without checking with the rest of us mere mortals/technophobes who have no idea how to properly link. Dennis, I copied your new http thingy, pasted it to my template, and guess what?! It didn't freaking work! I understand the site that formerly hosted Peoriapundit sucked- but this is a real inconvenience to ME. Like most Peorians, I fear, resent and hate change. So.... can anyone teach me the correct lingo, or would it be too much to ask Bill to go back to his old format? I LIKED the double posts/comments.

Also, if anyone out there knows a simple way post pics I would love to learn. Assume I know nothing (because I don't) and tell me what to do in tiny tiny, baby steps.

Technology. Phhst. Carbon paper is looking damn good right now.

Friday, July 22

Summer decadence

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Out of some mistaken sense of love and charity, I am taking care of four kids today. It's been a half an hour. I'm ready for them to leave. It is too hot to stay outside for more than fifteen minutes, so I must endure wails of glee (which I like) and wails of horror (which I don't) at close range. The problem is that it is very difficult to distinguish between the two. They are both blood curdling.

I am trying to stay patient and positive. I want to hold out as long as I can, so I can give some of my favorite Moms a much needed break. You guys owe me. Alcohol. The good stuff. None of that wussy crap you brought last time that tastes like stale Jolly Ranchers.

I've decided to list MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT SUMMER, in no particular order. I'm hoping it will relax me. Here goes:

1. Little girls wearing swimsuits with those cute ruffle skirts attached.

2. Night time BBQs on the deck.

3. Buff guys not wearing shirts while doing yard work.

4. Flip flops.

5. Late night ice cream trips to Emo's or Lou's.

6. My neighbor's laundry hanging on the line.

7. Lightning bugs.

8. Kids shouting "CANNONBALL!" at the neighborhood pool.

9. Porch swings.

10. Lime popsicles.

11. Hammocks.

12. Wearing anything made of gingham.

13. Tan lines.

14. Road trips.

15. Visiting people excited to see you - just because you share a last name.

16. Homemade ice cream.

17. Strapless sun dresses.

18. Wide brim straw hats.

19. Rainbow sprinklers - especially with kids running through them.

20. Really, really, really cold beer.

Thursday, July 21

Further proof that pay backs are a bitch

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Ran$burg has applied to fill the vacancy on the District 150 school board. If rumor and gossip hold water, it looks like he has the votes to get the job.

Ran$burg would be representing the District 3 spot which covers the most northern area of District 150, one of the few places Ran$burg enjoyed strong support in his last failed mayoral campaign. Yup. This means Ran$burg has a good shot at winning the seat come election time should he choose to pay -er- I mean run for it.

I don't think Porky Pig really wants the job. Ran$burg never went out of his way to support the public schools as a councilman or mayor. At debates and forums he pretty much picked his snout, scratched his butt, and said -more or less- "Without more money, there's not a lot the City can do to help public schools." Which leaves me wondering and (grasping at false hope) why in the hell current school board members would gift him the job?!

I think this is just pay back, pure and simple. Because of his reason for seeking the position, I don't believe Ran$burg will make much of a difference on the school board. It does suck that we are going to have to endure his image in local media for the foreseeable future.

Crap. Crap. Crap.

Wednesday, July 20

Polly's Paranoia

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The Wall Street Jounal has my panties in a bunch. Because of two articles I sort of wish I hadn't read, I've been biting my nails and pacing all day.

The WSJ pointed out that those of us who have followed the old "Save ten percent for retirement" rule apparently will be up Crap Creek during our golden years. Far fewer companies give pensions these days, and those that do have severely cut their contributions. Moreover, one way or another Social Security will have to change to meet demand. The amount of benefits will probably be reduced and the age which one receives them will be increased. So, at least 20% of take home pay needs to be banked for retirement alone. (This assumes one's mortgage will be paid off.)

Add to the pressure this factoid: Harvard University now charges $41,000 per year. The figure includes books, tuition, room and board. College tuition increases have been higher than the rate of inflation for years. Harvard and its counterparts will likely be charging $220,000 for a four year undergraduate degree within ten years. This means that even if you plan on sending your offspring to a good, solid state school you're looking at paying a lot more money than previously thought.

So, if you don't want to eat cat food once you're old and gray and you want to send Junior and Juniorette to the college of their choice, banking 50% of your take home pay is a good idea.

Crap. Crap. Crap.

I want to know how people are doing this. I see so many big screen t.v.'s, SUVs, and mini McMansions these days. The WSJ reports that Americans on average save very little. What's everyone's plan?

How does a parent look at their kid who has worked hard for his/her future and say, "Sorry. It's community college for you. That's all we can afford," when Dad has a Lexus parked in the garage? Do people think cat food will become tasty in their old age? Or, are they counting on their debt ridden and/or uneducated adult children to support them?

The American economy is getting freakier and freakier. I think we are growing ever nearer to the moment when something has got to give.

Outsourcing the CEO

I found a fantastic article in the Wall Street Journal this morning. Carol Hymowitz noticed that a lot of companies have been whining about the costs of employees. They owe it to their shareholder's to go with the cheapest labor possible. Hello Mexico, China, and Taiwan. Fair enough, but what about the CEO?
"The median salary plus cash bonus for U.S. CEOs in office for at least a year totaled $2.3 million in 2004. That compares with $1.2 million for the heads of U.K. companies, $857,000 for the French, and $386,000 for the Swedish. Indian CEOs earn a median salary and bonus of $88,117 compared with $317,864 for the heads of Japanese companies, $302,078 at Hong Kong companies and $263,301 at Singapore concerns."
I'm all for capitalism and the free market. I'm a firm believer in the laws of supply and demand. If you work hard at something and do it better than anyone else, you should be compensated for it. If you suck, you should be boot kicked out the door. However, Hymowitz found that CEO pay is NOT linked to performance, far from it.
"Newly named CEOs are guaranteed a trough of money before they've done any work. When they fail and are dismissed, they are handed even more money."
Huh? I'm sorry, what alter universe did I fall into? Where did the free market go?
"...At Morgan Stanley, where ex CEO Phil Purcell received a severance and retirement package estimated at $106 million, including a new $44 million cash bonus for being shown the door. Former Co-President Steve Crawford is walking away with two years of severance estimated at $32 million after 3 1/2 months on that job."
Why aren't shareholders screaming? Why would any board of directors ever so grandly reward incompetence? After so many recent scandals at major corporations, i.e., ADM, Adelphia, WorldCom, Tyco, Healthsouth, Enron -to name a just few- why is such flagrant corporate greed allowed, tolerated, even flourishing? I'm not a communist. I don't believe we should all get paid the same wage. Doctors should be paid more than garbage collectors. Yet, if salaries are no longer tied to performance, and the laws of supply and demand are now moot, shouldn't this be bigger news to economists?

Time to take a closer look at the portfolio.

Pretty women find something interesting to do in Pekin

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This must be big news or it wouldn't be on the front page of the Journal Star. The Miss Marigold pageant has been canceled. They can't find eight Pekin women interested in owning the title.

Er, maybe times have changed and women ages 17 to 21 don't think a competition that involves parading around in a puffy dress is worth a $1,000 scholarship. Perhaps WOMEN age 17 to 21 would be considered the biggest dweeb in town if they actually wore the tiara.

Here's a hint to Pekin pageant organizers: Lower the age limit or seriously up the prize money. Little girls love to play dress up. A woman needs more motivation than the mere possibility of $1,000 to invest in a gown, painful waxing, hair teasing, face spackling and then waving for hours with a fake smile plastered on her face.

I've got nothing against pageants, Miss America included. I imagine it's a lot of hard work to get to the top of the pageant circuit. I bet years ago the Pekin pageant had tons of willing, excited contestants.

I also think it is fantastic that girls and women are finding more productive, interesting and important ways to spend their lives.

This is a really bad sign...

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You know your State's Attorney is a pansy when defense attorneys rally behind him. The PJ Star ran a front page article hailing Kevin Lyons as tough on solicitation and prostitution. The problem is that the very same lawyers Johns run to when they get arrested think Lyons is doing a bang up job. They like Lyons. They want to keep him around. Gosh. I wonder why. Could it be that their clients fare well under the current regime?

The article also states that the States Attorney's Office doesn't keep statistical data on the types of cases it prosecutes. REALLY? So, how do we know if you're doing your job at all?

Assistant State's Attorney Steve Pattelli estimates that their office charges 95% of those who are arrested for solicitation. That's a juicy number. I wonder why Journal Star reporter Andy Kravetz didn't file a Freedom of Information request and confirm it?

In the off chance a diligent reporter checks, and the numbers aren't near that grand, Lyons already has a backup excuse: It's the law's fault. Legislators believe that Johns are not as reprehensible as prostitutes and therefore the law treats them less harshly.

I don't care. Prosecute them anyway. Call their wives and employers. Post 'em on the web. Impound their cars. Here's a thought: Do what works. At the very least do something!

Please Sir, can I have some more?

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Tonya Alexander was apparently absent from kindergarten the day her teacher gave the "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you should," lecture. Tonya is whining because she received a $125 littering fine for tossing a cigarette butt out of her car window. Tonya doesn't know any other filthy, inconsiderate smokers/jackasses who have received the same penalty. Let me see if I can work up a tear for this poor, hapless victim who thinks the planet (or at least the intersection of War Memorial and Knoxville) is her personal ashtray. Nope. Notta.

According to Phil Luciano only eight littering tickets have been written by cops this year. No wonder the East Bluff is so filthy. Now this is a fine I can get behind. Hell, in Peoria this type of fine could make the City some serious money. Phil doesn't think "we want police wasting time by hunting litterers." Really? Sounds good to me. He also "doubt(s) the department is about to post mug shots of litterers on its Web page, next to prostitution aficionados." Just a web page? Can't we get a bill board too?

Some Cities pay the salaries of meter maids and traffic cops from the fines they collect. Why not hire a Litter Squad? It could pay for itself and then some. I took a road trip through Georgia last week. I didn't see any litter on the side of the highway. However, I did see plenty of signs stating "$500 Fine for Littering."

If Peoria could hail itself the "Cleanest City in the Midwest" it would do a lot to bring in new businesses and residents. Lets begin by making Tonya Alexander pay her fine, put on an orange vest, and pick up other people's roadside trash for a week.

Monday, July 18

IMHO: The HOI fair is NASTY

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Someone has to say this plainly. The HOI Fair is gross. Yes, it has its good parts: Bill's Lemonade Shake-ups, 4-H displays, agriculture and animal competitions. Lets be honest. Most of us don't go for the educational features. Few would be surprised to find some year soon that such exhibitions aren't offered anymore. Most of us go because something new is in town. We envision a temporary miniature Disney World waiting to wow and entertain. We go for the corn dogs and the rides.

Expect to pay Disney prices. However, unlike Disney, the grounds won't be clean. They say that the rides are inspected, but they sure haven't been washed. Did anyone see the inflatable "Titanic" slide? If you let your kid on it, I recommend de-lousing and testing for disease. I bit my nails as my excited young niece took a seat on the tower ride. Is it wise to let an innocent child ride this thing when the operator has mossy teeth (literally) and a prison tattoo? I could have easily spent the same amount of money at Six Flags as I did at the Fair and not have had to endure near the same filth or seedy people. Six Flags employs engineers and the inspectors always know where to find the rides.

What rock did some of these employees/operators crawl from under? Some of the clientele was a bit freaky too. I feared that if I let go of my niece's hand, the next time I would see her would be on the side of a milk carton. Advice to those who wish to show off their belly rings/tattoos: If you can pinch more than an inch (or five) DON'T DO IT. Such ornamentation is designed for the very young and taut. Those who don't qualify (myself included) should be banned by law from such displays. Yeah, well your first amendment right to free speech doesn't trump my right to not be blinded for life, Buddy.

There was some whining/reporting regarding low attendance this year. They tried to blame it on the heat, but it's always hot in July. Moreover, nights are quite tolerable. Nights are when the real freaks attend and I bet few parents are willing to subject their young to such an environment. My guess is that Peoria has caught on to the fact that the cost of attending the fair far exceeds its value. To all the carneys out there: Get a clue, get out the Formula 409, or go out of business.

Monday, July 11

Run, Ray, Run!

Lahood may have caught on. He probably won't win the gov's seat. I think the Republican party would be wise to go with Judy Bar Topinka. Topinka was the only Republican left standing after Gov. George Ryan was revealed to be a corrupt bucket of slime.

Nonetheless, I was really, really, REALLY praying that Ray would run. Lets play musical chairs.

Yes, it would be lovely to get Kevin Lyons out of his current job as State's Attorney. I agree with Bill Dennis on this one. Lyons is a wimp who won't prosecute any case that he isn't assured of winning. Sucks for those of us who live near crack houses. Everyone seems to know WHERE the crack houses are in Peoria, yet Lyons doesn't feel he can PROVE where they are. Good prosecutors have to take risks, not hide behind a misleading win/loss record. (Bless 3rd District Councilman Bob Manning for saying this out loud.)

It would be nice to see Patrick Nichting get Leitch's seat. State Rep. Leitch wants LaHood's current seat. It would be sad to lose a essential services council member, but I can't imagine the 5th District would elect anyone who wasn't a basic services candidate. He is a bit too conservative for my taste, but Nichting represents the wishes of tax fearing North Peoria and Tazwell County well. Nichting would have an excellent chance of winning.

Even better than relieving Lyons and Leitch of their duties would be the non stop fun of a John Morris run for LaHood's current seat. Morris probably wouldn't be able to retain his current City Council post in the next City election, but watching him grandstand for Congress would be hilarious. Apparently, Morris has decided to go after a bigger audience who doesn't know him like we do. Sadly this has worked for other politicians, but I don't think Morris can pull it off. Although he recites the rhetoric of his party and carries the Chamber of Commerce's water whenever possible, Morris is all fluff and no substance. Still, it would be an entertaining way to boot kick him off the Council.

Run, Ray. Run!

Thursday, July 7

Terrorists are idiots

I wonder if any terrorist has ever read a history book. Terrorism doesn't appear to be a very successful tactic.

Right or wrong, the Jews are still in Israel, the English are still in Northern Ireland, and the U.S. and friends are still bombing/occupying Iraq and Afghanistan.

The only time I can recall terrorism being successful was the bombing in Spain which killed hundreds. Spain reacted by electing a new president that vowed to take Spain out of the Gulf War and then did so. Spaniards might as well have erected huge banners that read, "Terrorism works! We are big cowards! Please come have your way with us!"

For most nations, terrorism only strengthens resolve. After today's terrorist bombings in London, bet the farm that the British will send more troops to Iraq, not less. Anger tends to have a bad effect on aim, so more blood will be spilled, not less. They will be a stronger U.S. ally, not weaker.

Way to go whoever you are. You have reinvigorated your previously exhausted enemy.

Time to go back to cowering in your caves.

Wednesday, July 6

Someone forgot to take his meds...

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Don't get me wrong, I adore him and I respect him, but Gary Sandberg was just odd at this week's council meeting.

Sandberg seemed be saying that since we can't enforce every last ordinance/law each and every time, no new ordinances should be put on the books.

Sandberg was seething and/or severly sleep deprived by Fourth of July thugs shooting off illegal fireworks on his street. He had an odd, though colorful, display of fireworks gathered on his desk to "prove" that the police were not doing their job.

Jeeze, Gary, like the cops didn't have more important crimes to worry about on July 4th? Did you see how many drunks were on the riverfront?!

Well, you know what they say about madness and genius, so I forgive.

Fido gets the death penalty in Peoria Heights

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Poor Fido. In response to a pit bull attack suffered by a young boy, the Village of Peoria Heights has started imposing a fine for dogs found without a leash. $200 for the first offense and $500 for every offense thereafter.

The intent is good but the implementation is idiotic. Most people who let their dogs run wild won't pay $500 to get Fido back. There are some people, especially in the Heights, who may love their dog dearly but could never raise that kind of cash.

I seriously doubt that this policy will prevent any more attacks. More likely, there will be an increase of dogs picked up without tags. Most likely, Peoria Heights will be responsible for putting down a lot more dogs.

Get your checkbook... Time to pay the stormwater "fee"

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Grab your ankles. You're about to get spanked. Again. We didn't whine loudly enough regarding the garbage "fee" currently applied to our water bills, so, as expected, more "fees" are coming.

A fee charged by the City is simply a tax that isn't tax deductible. The newest fee being discussed is a stormwater tax - er - I mean, fee.

In some areas of Peoria - especially in older neighborhoods and the Rolling Acres Subdivision- stormwater is a real problem. With every rain, basements flood. This is due to the fact that the City has done very little to provide repair and upkeep of its stormwater system over the years. In some places retention walls are crumbling. Erosion has been allowed to progress to the point that in one neighborhood, there is a house that has actually slid and settled on the edge of a retention wall.

In order to do necessary repairs, the City has to gain right-of-way privileges. These repairs require deep digging and heavy equipment which takes a toll on landscape and property. It is possible the City will have to go to Court to get access to some properties. Regardless, because of the neglect the system has suffered, we are looking at least a $17 Million bill to fix the problem.

So...According to today's Peoria Times Observer North, the City is considering a wastewater user fee, raising the sales tax to 8.9 percent or raising property taxes 16 percent. DeWayne Bartels from The Observer wrote that such an increase would increase taxes $51.53 on a $100,000 home.

I'm guessing that they will go with the fee. Elections are four years away for district council members and two years off for those who run At-Large. They can up the fee a few bucks and hope folks will put it behind them before election time.

The highest voter turnout always lies in the fourth and fifth districts, and they will not forgive a property tax increase. (If you live in Weaver Ridge, relax. Pat Nichting of the Fifth would never vote for a fee or tax increase no matter how worthy. I'd find this admirable except for the fact that he has, on occasion, voted for pork.)

No matter how Council chooses to solve the problem, people will be peeved. Those in newer areas, who already pay high property taxes and have no drainage problems, will be ticked when forced to pay the plumbing bills of those who live in the poorer South Side and East Bluff. I have one fifth district friend who put it this way, "I'm already paying for public schools I'd never send my own kids to, now I have to pay for someone else's ditches too? It's not my water that's running into their basement."

Monday, July 4

Feel the Freedom!

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Will the wonders ever cease?

Last week George Jacob, Councilman, businessman and republican extraordinaire thought businesses should be fined MORE for hiring employees away from the City.

The heatwave broke.

Yesterday the JPStar editorial shrews published an opinion piece that was both well thought out and made sense -- it spoke out against TIFs for doctor's parking garages. Moreover, Bailey wrote a column on the expense and effort given to weddings which actually made me laugh.

Then it rained.

*Looks over shoulder for the second coming.*

Happy Fourth of July.

Friday, July 1

Replace Aaron with Alma

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Aaron Schock has announced that he is leaving the District 150 School Board. He denies that his exit is due to his full time job as 92 Dist. State Representative. Come on Aaron, all those trips back and forth to Springfield have got to be exhausting. Moreover, State Reps serve a two year term. Believe it or not, this means Schock will soon have to start campaigning again. With an unexpected $19 million deficit, and Peoria Public Schools tanking, now is the ideal time for Schock to get the Dist. 150 monkey off his back. Frankly, where the School Board is concerned, who wouldn't want to jump ship?

Alma Brown not only wouldn't jump ship, but in the darkest days the Peoria Public School System has known, she tried to hop on board. Brown ran and lost against Gorenz for School Board last April. Brown also applied for the last School Board vacancy, which was ultimately given to Gorenz. I like Gorenz. I also like Alma and think she would be a great addition to the School Board.

Alma Brown serves as Public Relations Director for the City of Peoria. She knows the ins and outs of local government. She has a relationship with both the Mayor and City Council. Brown could do a lot to bridge the relationship between these two bodies of government, which presently run completely independent of one another.

Alma Brown has a well known name and a reputation for being pleasant under pressure. Go to City Hall any time, and you will be hard pressed to find her not wearing a smile.

Alma Brown also happens to be African American. Given known racial tensions/accusations the school board has suffered in the last few years, it simply can't be overlooked that having a smart, calm black woman serving would be a huge plus. Alma Brown's present position requires her to work well with all different types of people - regardless of race, political leanings, or socio-economic factors.

Frankly, I was amazed that Brown didn't have more of a showing in the last election. However, Dr. Gorenz would be stiff competition for anyone. Gorenz had a huge "in" as he was already serving on The Board. It also may not have helped that both Gorenz and Brown are Republican. (Not supposed to matter in such elections, but please, who are we fooling?)

The decision process for Schock's vacant seat sounds very familiar to the process used to fill the City Council's recent vacant at-large seat. God help us if we have another big name and no experience (or even previous interest) fill the void. Hopefully the school board will pick someone who is obviously willing to do the hard work required, someone who can heal old wounds, and someone who knows how to run a campaign.

We have all these things in Alma Brown.

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