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Monday, February 6

Polly is Planning a Vacation


Typically, I would go for something more odd/adventurous. However, this year I'm a little run down, and I'm thinking about getting back to the basics.

Doing a little bit of nothing all day long.

On a warm beach.

On a hammock.

And a bottomless Mai Tai.

Now departing blog for expedia.com.

I Don't Know Why Exactly....



...but I feel strongly that these two pictures belong side by side. Maybe it's because these two women portrayed themselves as being something they are not and now we have seen their true colors. I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm tempted to blow these photos up, frame them, and hang in the john at work. Employees are spending way too much time in there. If you're going to be an evil dorkwad boss, you might as well do it with style.

Hat tip to Mike, who is a bit rough around the edges, and could be offensive to those who have not worked years in construction or played professional baseball. I strive to be Grace Kellyesque, but my ID directs me to banal blogs now and then... ;)

(For those of you who might not otherwise recognize her, that very pregnant girl with the tatoos on her belly, lighting up a cig, is none other than Brittany Spears. For anyone who doesn't recognize the lady on the right, well, what gives me the right to ruin your ignorant bliss?)

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