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Wednesday, December 14

Was that so frickin hard, Mr. President?



It grew chilly in Hell today when Bush admitted that he alone was responsible for the decision to invade Iraq. Like we didn't know. It's good to know that he knows that we know. I think the "faulty intelligence" he relied on was his own.

I was even more amazed yesterday when Bush conceded that 30,000 Iraqis had died since the U.S. invaded. Didn't know anyone in the Bush administration could count that high. Lets see, we left Vietnam after we lost 50,000? So when does Iraq have the right to decide it has had enough?

Oh! And to all those enemies out there in the Axis of Evil reading this, well, Stop It! Stop It! Stop It! Go back to your cave Osama, we're going to get you any day now you, you, you crusty little maggot.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The really intelligent news is that even after all of the admitting; knowledge of no weapons of mass destruction; dozens being killed every day; over half the Iraqi population wanting us out NOW; this great President has no plans to move out.

Brilliant, simply brilliant.

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