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Tuesday, February 27

Did You Vote YET?!


This is the face that brought you the garbage tax, endangered lives by cutting Fire Station 11, and rarely saw a tax she didn't like. Voters in Third District got sick of her, and overwhelming voted to toss Thetford to the curb a couple of years ago. Gale Thetford wants her job back, Gawd help us.

If you havent voted, get off your butt and get to the polls. You have two hours. If you choose to stay at home in your warm barcolounger and watch a re-run of Seinfeld, it will be all your fault when our taxes go up, the garbage fee sky rockets, your backyard is taken over by trains, trail, and a trolley, City Council meetings run past midnight and we have to endure painful, long winded speeches again, all starting with, "UHM..."

Council is on the right track. Things are better since Ran$burg and his klan were bootkicked to the curb. Yes, we all wish politicans would move at a faster pace and accomplish what they promised when they campaigned for the job. That said...

For heavensakes, lets not let the greedy slime back in just cause we're cold, tired, and a bit lazy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Toss under the bus - Kick to the curb. I keep running in to her at the Walgreens on Prospect. Ugh.

Randall said...

I have the exact same picture on my icebox. Haven't seen a mouse in the cat's dish since.

Anonymous said...

Gosh. You guys are COLD and nearly as good looking!

Randall said...

Yes, thanks. Feel free to use my pic the same way. :)

Anonymous said...

She survived the first cut which is scary in itself. I don't see the attraction but I hope the gloves come off and she's not in the final 5.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Tedford is not a bad person- she just had her priorities mixed up and let others get the best of her. If you don't want her in office, you know how to keep her out.

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