She really was pretty and fresh once. Sort of looks like Reese Witherspoon. Sad ending to a sad life.I swore I wouldn't blog about her, but someone must speak up against this gross injustice. No, not secret prisions abroad. Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy is available for public viewing. I never realized that one's body after death had absolutely no right to privacy. Smith's family need not worry about grave robbers. What would be the motive? Every sick curiosity is readily answered and available on-line. Anna's tattoos are well described, as is the pus on her buttocks ("green and creamy"), the fact that her anus was "unremarkable" (thank goodness), and her vagina had a typical amount of wrinkling (HUH?!). What a relief to know one part of Anna's poor, abused body remained injection and silicone free. Actually, it isn't any of my freakin' business and a rather horrible invasion/perversion of privacy.
Why not have the Coroner publicly state the official cause of death only? Perhaps there is a justification to release the toxicology report. Non pertinent details should be sealed. Does the public have any real need to know, exactly, the length and depth of scarring involved with repeated breast augmentation? (Anna's left nipple did not fare as well as her right.)
Perhaps the greatest invasion of privacy? This pathetic woman's WEIGHT (178 pounds) was also reported. Those were the horrified gasps of my eight female readers you just heard. Wrinkled genitalia and unremarkable orifices, that's bad enough... but publishing her weight?! Unforgivable! Anna Nicole Smith will never be able to rest in peace now. BTW, Slim Fast, not TrimSpa, was found by Smith's bedside. There's a craptastic last meal for you.
I wonder if there are any more interesting autopsy reports available on line. River Phoenix? Colbain? JFK? Elvis? Wonder what parts of their bodies were "unremarkable" or suffered the normal amount of wrinkling. I could be up all night.
Polly wishes to be cremated immediately following her death, thanks.
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178 lbs of pure fantasy. Not a man on this earth wouldn't have wanted to see her 178 lbs up close. Quite frankly, it's Howard K. Stern that should face some public humiliation, (like some jail time). He get's the #1 enabler award of the year.
My favorite line is from page 4...
"The anus is unremarkable."
Actually, it makes me wonder what would make an anus remarkable?!?
Polly is just sick enough to have done a little research and it is amazing/terrifying the alterations people make to their -uh- anus. Bleaching said body part is particularly popular. I don't know why anyone would ever feel the need to bleach their anus, why would one be self conscious about a dark anus? Is a lighter anus considered more beautiful than dark anui? Will the prejudice never end? By the way, ladies, do not sign up for a brazilian wax without googling first. I thought it was the same as a bikini wax. It isn't. A brazillian wax removes all pubic hair, including any hair growing around the anus. OUCH!!! Gawd, I hope the poor schmuck who perform Brazillian waxes gets good tips.
If I were a guy, I would want to check out Brazillian women.
i sniffed anna's farts..smelled like coffee.
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