I couldn't find any pictures of my fantasy lover boy, Russell Crowe, at last night's award show. However, I did find this lovely image.

Sigh. Rich, gorgeous, a genius, a gladiator, and a sexy Aussie accent. What more can a girl ask for?
If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.
