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Wednesday, November 9

Willy has gone wondering again.

Willy Nilly, what the hell? Where did you go? When are you coming back? I miss you when you're gone. I worry about you. I get lonely. Very, very, very lonely. What are you doing? Too busy campaigning perhaps? Getting petitions signed? Or have we bored you and you've moved on? Who will defend those wacky liberals?

Without you Willy, Wonderboy Schock will take over Peoria, Springfield, D.C., the world...

Yep. That oughta do it.

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