Fine. Go ahead and sue me! The week in review.

The week has been entertaining, to say the least. I started off the week by seeing The Forty Year Old Virgin at The Rave. Funny, but not side splitting. It is a good flick but after all the great reviews I expected to be convulsing with laughter. Funny, this was my same reaction to "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." Is it a good idea to be laughing at a forty year old virgin in this era of AIDS and angst? After all, forty is the new thirty and thirty is the new twenty, and there is nothing weird about a twenty year old virgin. Rare maybe, but not weird. (And no, not that it's any of your freaking business, but I'm neither.) The Rave Theatre annoyed me. When they opened you could buy decently priced drinks and popcorn... and you could get refills. Now everything is obnoxiously overpriced and refills are available only on large size stuff. Note to The Rave: Popcorn is about fifty cents a silo. No one's overhead is that high. Besides, if you can eat a large sized popcorn and large drink and then roll (literally) yourself out to concessions for a refill... well, Friend, it may be time to check into a lap band or gastric by-pass surgery.

Monday was so long ago, and I can't remember anything worthwhile happening.

Ah, but Tuesday! That was damn good fun. This week's extra long episode of As the Toilet Flushes ,a/k/a Peoria City Council, did not disappoint. The Council debated the pros and cons of a water company buyout and things got a bit crunchy between Councilmembers. There were moments when I thought Sandberg was going to have a stroke and Manning might cry. There were many catchy quotes, it's hard to pick a favorite. Bill Dennis has some good ones on his site. I think I will go with Fifth District's Patrick Nichting's reply to one councilman's question, "I wonder kind of water the City's appraiser was drinking?" (In reference to the City's original estimated purchase price of $90 million.) Nichting replied, "I think the city's appraiser was drinking the kind of water with scotch in it."

Regardless of how you feel about the final 6-5 vote against buying the water company, it is clear that we have a new and much better leader at the helm. Mayor Jim Ardis kept things far more civilized than former Mayor Ran$burg ever could, and did it with humor to boot. Ardis was able to reign in Wildboy Sandberg, putting Sandberg politely in his place after he called those opposed to the purchase "spineless." Could you imagine how Tuesday's council proceedings would have progressed under Ran$burg? Talk about vitriol!

Wednesday. Damn. I wish I would have been at the PETA protest. I didn't know they were gonna be naked! Well, nearly. This is the second nearly nude protest PETA has held downtown in recent memory. I think PETA is a group of perverts and exhibitionists. Matt Hale, The Klan and pro-lifers know you need a permit to protest, why can't PETA pervs make the same effort? Because they want to get arrested. The protestors were wearing flesh toned panties. Tease. My momma always said, "If you're gonna do something, might as well do it right." Seriously, why couldn't the female put on a flesh toned Wonderbra too? When we hear PETA is coming to town next time, lets all get together and stage a counter protest/pig roast. I loved the pic in the PJ Star showing a guy in the crowd taking a picture of the pervs with his cell phone. I'm with Vonster on this one. PETA stands for: People Eating Tasty Animals.

Thursday. The truth hurts. Before I let loose on this next topic, let me just say, Polly is not at her ideal weight. It sucks. Big Time. (No pun intended.) Calorie counting, working out and just saying "NO" to chocolate is hell. That said, and assuming the print media got the story right, someone should give the following woman a hard kick in her big, fat, lard ass. From Thursday's PJ Star:

Rochester, N.H. - Dr. Terry Bennett says he tells obese patients their weight is bad for their health and their love lives, but the lecture drove one patient to complain to the state.

"I told a fat woman she was obese," Bennett says. "I tried to get her attention. I told her, 'You need to get on a program, join a group of like-minded people and peel off the weight that is going to kill you.'"

He says he wrote a letter of apology to the woman when he found out she was offended. But Bennett rejected a state medical oversight board's proposal that he attend a medical education course and acknowledge that he made a mistake.

"What really makes me angry is he told the truth," said Mindy Haney, a patient of Bennett's who credited him with helping her lose more than 150 pounds. "How can you punish somebody for that?"

To answer your question Mindy, this is America and we like to punish for any perceived slight. Apparently, no one told Ms. Lard Ass that if she didn't like Dr. Bennett's bedside manner, she was free to find a kinder, gentler doc. One who would ignore the fact she is overdue for a massive coronary. Ah, but then she wouldn't be able to sue for malpractice. Speaking of which...

Friday. Today's PJ Star has an article regarding the new medical malpractice legislation Blago signed yesterday. The new law says that NON economic damages such as pain and suffering will be limited to $500,000 from a doctor and $1 million from a hospital. Plaintiff's attorneys are whining. If you are hurt by a doctor or hospital the law still allows for an unlimited amount of economic damages such as lost pay from work, medical costs, day care, etc. Something in our system has to give. If a drunk surgeon cuts off the wrong leg, I'd want his hide. I would want to make the twit suffer. Yet, Dr. Drunk won't be the one paying my jury reward, whether it is $1.5 million or $150 million - for which I would cut off my own leg. Insurance companies write the check, but their customers (docs) pay in the form higher mal practices premiums, who pass the extra cost to patients like you and me, who then bitch and moan about a $200 two minute routine doctor's visit. Opponents say that insurance companies pay very few jury rewards. The reason malpractice premiums are so high is that insurance companies are trying to pad losses suffered in the stock market. I suspect the truth lies somewhere in the middle, but I'm going to side with the docs. Medicine is not a precise science and it is likely that most injuries are due to complications and not incompetence. Even if the doc is at fault, winning big money only punishes other patients by increasing the cost of medical care.

Peoria City Council debated this issue a few months back. After reading a billboard, then At-large Councilman Ardis was deeply concerned doctors were fleeing en mass from Illinois. (Don't you love it when a politician doesn't realize he is being lobbied?) The Council considered a motion to limit jury rewards in the City of Peoria. It isn't unheard of, some county in Wisconsin passed a similar ordinance. Although it is not clear if the Wisconsin ordinance will hold up to a legal challenge. After hearing from plaintiff's attorneys, doctors, and hospital administrators, Peoria City Council scratched itself, shrugged its shoulders, and courageously voted to ask Springfield to do something. At the time I rolled my eyes and thought, "Yeah, that'll happen."

If Peoria really wants to become the premier medical provider in the State (think Med Tech District), this legislation might help things along. At least it would put sleazy and greedy attorneys on notice that they aren't likely to find an overly generous jury here.

Have a nice weekend.