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Saturday, November 26
Look Mom! I'm a Flappy Bird!!!
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
I better find some neked pics of Russ and Scarlett if I'm going to retain my new blog rank. Sigh. Work. Work. Work!
Hopefully, this will suffice for now:
Aaahhhh. Peace returns.
BTW, Why are Peoria's sunsets so much more colorful in the winter?
Psychopath in-law left early this morning. All that is left to do is to sprinkle holy water and incense throughout the house, burn the sheets in the guest bedroom, take a hot bubble bath, and then I will declare myself healed from the latest invasion from the judgmental stress jockey I am related to by marriage. Well, all the aforementioned remedies plus a bottle of wine. And a box of chocolate. And half a bottle of Xanex... yeah, that ought to do it.
Might even need to make time to watch the director's cut of Gladiator. Russ knows how to make it all better.
Thank God.
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