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Sunday, January 1

A Suggestion for Room Renovations at the Grandview Hotel


It's Chase Ingersoll's personal suite.

I have been receiving e-mails from Chase himself, and forwarded e-mails that Chase has sent to others. Seriously, I think the guy is losing it. Prepare the padded cell, Capt. Scully.

The following is an e-mail sent to Peoria Police Captain Scully and City leaders:

"Capt Scally:
Tell your bosses that they have until tomorrow when Mr Ghandi at the Deluxe boots them to the street to find that mother, father and four children another place to stay. If your bosses, cannot stop their New Years reveling or get over their fucking hangovers by noon. I WILL BE PUTTING THEM UP AT THE GRANDVIEW, as THE FIRST GRANDVIEW GUESTS OF THE YEAR, and you can throw my ass in jail tomorrow night. That is what the former Mr. Ghandi would do, so I cannot think of a better way to start the year.
My staff will be instructed that until they own the Grandview, those people are my guests and they will not be putting them out.
And if your bosses and their "ass kissing, federal money grubbing, whores" at the social service agencies can't find a shelter situation for these people that is better than on the wrong side of town and with a bunch of crackheads, I will be putting each and every one of them on staff when I return.
And since I know you can't say it without getting disciplined, YOU WORK FOR THE BIGGEST GOD DAMN BUNCH OF DICKLESS LOSERS!!!"
Happy New Year!
Have a set of cuffs ready, with my name on them, 40 days of fasting and praying in prison, never hurt anyone.
Am I the Villiage Idiot, or a Jedi Warrior?

Okay class, for yet another example of what, IMHO, appears to be a psychotic break, checkout this doozy of an e-mail sent to elected City leaders and members of the press. (This one was forwarded to me by six different folks, who found it both odd and yet hilarious.)

"Re: Bob Manning, District 3 Councilman: "All we did was follow through on judges order. Now it's going to be closed 90 days instead of 30 days."BR>
Councilman Bob Manning says Ingersoll promised the city he'd make improvements to the hotel.
Bob Manning: "None has been done yet."

Bob: go talk to your pops about slander, specifically, slander "per quod".
As I did with Mr. Oliver, I will give you until the end of the week to correct the record with me and anyone else to whom you made this statement that was clearly designed to divert the issue from the fact that YOU KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ALLOWED TO HAPPEN TO THESE PEOPLE WAS EVIL.
You never did go and talk to the priest or the nuns, did you?
And while you are at this, have a chat with Oliver, Ray and Ardis, about how because something is "pending litigation" it cannot be discussed on the public record at the council, but y'all seem perfectly willing to go in front of the cameras outside the Council chambers and talk all about it!
Sign me
VILLIAGE IDIOT"

Gosh, I hope Councilman Manning can find a good attorney to represent him. Hey, Bob, I've watched an entire of season of "Judge Judy" and have a little time on my hands.

Village Idiot, Jedi Warrior, or just another nut case? You decide.

For Pete's sake, can't someone get this guy committed?

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