She really was pretty and fresh once. Sort of looks like Reese Witherspoon. Sad ending to a sad life.I swore I wouldn't blog about her, but someone must speak up against this gross injustice. No, not secret prisions abroad. Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy is available for public viewing. I never realized that one's body after death had absolutely no right to privacy. Smith's family need not worry about grave robbers. What would be the motive? Every sick curiosity is readily answered and available on-line. Anna's tattoos are well described, as is the pus on her buttocks ("green and creamy"), the fact that her anus was "unremarkable" (thank goodness), and her vagina had a typical amount of wrinkling (HUH?!). What a relief to know one part of Anna's poor, abused body remained injection and silicone free. Actually, it isn't any of my freakin' business and a rather horrible invasion/perversion of privacy.
Why not have the Coroner publicly state the official cause of death only? Perhaps there is a justification to release the toxicology report. Non pertinent details should be sealed. Does the public have any real need to know, exactly, the length and depth of scarring involved with repeated breast augmentation? (Anna's left nipple did not fare as well as her right.)
Perhaps the greatest invasion of privacy? This pathetic woman's WEIGHT (178 pounds) was also reported. Those were the horrified gasps of my eight female readers you just heard. Wrinkled genitalia and unremarkable orifices, that's bad enough... but publishing her weight?! Unforgivable! Anna Nicole Smith will never be able to rest in peace now. BTW, Slim Fast, not TrimSpa, was found by Smith's bedside. There's a craptastic last meal for you.
I wonder if there are any more interesting autopsy reports available on line. River Phoenix? Colbain? JFK? Elvis? Wonder what parts of their bodies were "unremarkable" or suffered the normal amount of wrinkling. I could be up all night.
Polly wishes to be cremated immediately following her death, thanks.
