See Vonster, Polly is not a mushy, liberal, hairy leg pacifist. Stories like this one make my day! I'm sure this kick ass senior citizen didn't enjoy killing a thug while defending himself and friends. The guy might not be in the mood to celebrate, but I'd like to buy him a drink and pin a medal to his chest anyway. Kudos to this whole group of senior citizen tourists who took on a group of thugs, won, and then proceeded with their Carnaval Cruise vacation. Kudos to officials in San Jose who didn't hold up the Senior-Citizen-Kick-Ass-American-Tourists and got them back to the ship before it set sail.
Okay, the guy pictured here is not the kickass senior citizen mentioned in the article. That guy was only 70. This dude is 84! Forget buying a gun, Polly just needs an older (buff) man!
