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Tuesday, October 18

Saved by C.J. and our City Council

You must read this gem by C.J. Summers at Summers in Peoria.


Flower baskets on Main Street.


Check.


Outlaw scourge of motorized scooters.


Check.


What about belly button lint?


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHEN IS CITY COUNCIL GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT BELLY BUTTON LINT?! Belly button lint build up is a big problem in Peoria. Belly button lint is flammable for Godsakes!


That's it. Look for me to appear at "Citizens Turn to Address City Council" portion of tonight's meeting at City Hall. I will be the one in the orange flame retardant hazmat suit.

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