Stop by the house by midnight for some champagne and a New Year's kiss.
If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.
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4 comments:
Sorry Scarlet. I'm not a little bit weirded out by allt he news reports that you are Wood Allen's new "muse." When one considered what Woody did with previous muses -- Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow -- the image of that creepy pedophile putting his hands all over your body keeps running though my mind. And not in a good way.
Don't worry Bill, Baby. Woody has nothin' on you. Besides, Woodman is still married to his adopted daughter. I'm no home wrecker. "Match Point" was my first opportunity to make a serious movie, you know, one that shows off my skills as a talented actress and not just a hot babe. If you are going back to Drew, I have no reason to celebrate the new year :(
Scarlet: Just promise you don't stop shaving your armpits, like Drew did.
People grow hair under their armpits? Huh. I've never had that problem. Infact, the only place I grow hair is the mane on top of my head.
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