No, not Scarlett, me. My brain seems to be trying to escape from either my left eyeball or left nostril, I'm not sure which, but the pain is freakin incredible. However, I just want everyone to know I have not forgotten them, nor have I ignored your emails for fresh Scarlett eye candy, commentary on the latest STUPID anti-Fire Department editorial from the wieners at the Journal Star, or the numerous demands for commentary on the newest episode of As the Grandview Hotel Turns. (Hey, Chase, I don't think Barra likes you very much...)
Also, I've been told to give Bill Dennis hell for changing his site AGAIN. Duh! Peorians HATE change! Dude, when will you learn?!
Anyway, I'm going to crawl back underneath my bed now, desperately insulate myself from all light and sound, and debate the merits of overdosing on Excedrin Migraine vs. a self administered frontal lobotomy using a fork.
In the meantime, I leave my numerous fans (up to six now!) with the above eye candy.
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