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Monday, February 6

I Don't Know Why Exactly....



...but I feel strongly that these two pictures belong side by side. Maybe it's because these two women portrayed themselves as being something they are not and now we have seen their true colors. I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm tempted to blow these photos up, frame them, and hang in the john at work. Employees are spending way too much time in there. If you're going to be an evil dorkwad boss, you might as well do it with style.

Hat tip to Mike, who is a bit rough around the edges, and could be offensive to those who have not worked years in construction or played professional baseball. I strive to be Grace Kellyesque, but my ID directs me to banal blogs now and then... ;)

(For those of you who might not otherwise recognize her, that very pregnant girl with the tatoos on her belly, lighting up a cig, is none other than Brittany Spears. For anyone who doesn't recognize the lady on the right, well, what gives me the right to ruin your ignorant bliss?)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only thing more unattractive than a pregnant woman with a large tattoo across her belly is a pregnant woman with a large tattoo across her belly who is also Bogarting whilst trying to light a cigarette...

* whew *

Mandy said...

From what I understand Britney was Photoshopped and in the real pic was not pregnant...or visably pregnant. Although she is trash I would hope that she's smart enough to not smoke while pregnant but if not, I would think her handlers wouldn't let her do it in public. Here is a like to the original pic. http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney.jpg

BJ Aberle said...

I am not registered on word press so this comment is really for Mike and his "banal blog." Read his blog entry again and ask yourself. After you do what you do with Brittney, what is she gonna do with a "bear" and some smokes? That's some messed up stuff!!

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