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Sunday, March 12
GOAL!!!
Yes! I got on scale this morning and was amazed and delighted to see that I had at last obtained my goal/dream/obsession of well over a decade. My weight now corresponds to what I stated it to be on my driver license.
Now I only need to grow another two inches, obtain the same height I stated on my drivers license, and I'll be the perfect woman.
I'm so proud that I'm posting another nudie bubble bath picture. (Forgive the appearance of my bathroom, it has just entered it's second year of "remodeling.")
Kelly Monaco eat your heart out.
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2 comments:
You already are the perfect woman.
"Decent breeze" Hell! Bring on one of those industrial strength wind machines!
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