Well, kinda. Sort of. Not full time or anything, and I have no idea if this entity would being willing to pay for my pithy writing style, but nonetheless, I am very flattered. Of course, I can't take said offer because I would have to stop being the head dorkwad of my department at my current place of employment. I've already spent my raise and had new business cards printed up. I am not allowed to moonlight.
Moreover, I would have to give up my pseudo anonymous status, which I have come to rather enjoy. I'm not really anonymous anymore. During my lunch hour yesterday someone actually shouted, "Hey! PollyPeoria! You suck!" at me as I was feasting on a Cuban wrap from Roly Poly in front of the courthouse. What are the chances that one of my thirteen devoted readers would share the same lunch hour and location as me? Felt like a bit like a minor celebrity.
Mmmm.... I'm starting to get hungry. Is it lunch time yet? I'm thinking lemongrass chicken from the Thang Ling push cart today.
If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.
Tuesday, April 4
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6 comments:
are you that recylcing chick from the county?
That's funny....people yelled "You suck" at me long before I started a blog.
Hmmmm.....
You'll know you've made it when they start spitting on you!
In some cultures (like Peoria), shouting "You Suck", is just another expression of "hello".
And I'm thinking when they call me an "Ass", they are complimenting me on my outfit.
I've had people yell "Yo! Pundit!" at me.
Definitley the lemongrass chicken... Add a little siracha hot sauce and you are set!
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