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Wednesday, May 10

Painful Cramping? Bloating? Stomach Discomfort?

Nah. It isn't gas. It's just Polly's already swollen ego inflating even further. PollyPeoria got a nice write up in the Peoria Times North Observer today. Page 3. I wasn't even edited. I take back all the mean things I've ever written about you DeWayne Bartels!

My poor, poor significant other... I'm going to be SO hard to live with now. Er, as if I wasn't before. Yo! Babe, peel me a grape would cha? Also, I could really use a foot massage. Steak for dinner tonight, right?

Ah, glory and glamour of the wannabe famous/pseudoanonymous. Eat your heart out Vonster.

Kiss My Crown, Peoria!!!

To my thirteen devoted readers: Don't worry- Polly will be deflated and put in her proper place tonight by her beloved family, friends and co-workers. By tomorrow I anticipate I will return to my humble yet, know-it-all self.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

May I be the first to congratulate you on your new celebrity status. Any thoughts about taking over Katie Couric's previous job?

pollypeoria said...

Still waiting for the call. I think they are still working on my benefits package...

Anonymous said...

Shall we now call you the Queen of all Peoria Media?

pollypeoria said...

No, C.J., I still like to blog. However, the evil slum internetlords over at Insight apparently don't care for Polly :( Every time I have time to post, I can't get on line!

At the moment I have to pack to catch a plane for work travel. Maybe I'll be able to post via FREE wi-fi at PIA later on today.

pollypeoria said...

Vonster, Honey, RELAX!!! No potshot intended, promise. You haven't done anything to me. I thought all of us bloggers crave the lime light - at least just a little. I was only attempting to rub in my conservative noriety. Just joking around. Joking. Joking. Joking. Sorry if I offended you, it wasn't my intent.

Love,
Polly

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