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Friday, August 29

Sarah Palin for Vice President. SWEEEEET!!!!

Polly is a happy camper. Very, very, VERY happy. McCain's running mate is an Alaskan whistle blower with a history of taking on big oil. She is a mother of five with one child soon heading off to Iraq, as well as an infant with Downs Syndrome. "I know he has an extra chromosome, but he looks perfect to me." She is committed to pro life and gun rights. She appears scandal free. All of this and she is young (44) and not from D.C. Talk about a fantasy candidate.

Yes, I know that Biden has a son headed to Iraq as well. Biden's son serves as a military lawyer and not as likely to see action.

I know this is not the first time a woman has been on a ticket, but frankly, Mondale and Geraldine Ferrero never had a chance.

No matter what, we will either have a black president or a female vice president.

It's enough to make a girl start blogging again.

2 comments:

Cal Skinner said...

I HOPE SO.

Anonymous said...

WELCOME BACK!!!!

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