I need to know, once and for all, who does Dave Ran$burg most look like? Until recently, I've always thought Willy Nilly was dead on with Porky Pig. Last summer commenter Snazzybird brought to my attention that Humpty Dumpty and Dave could have been separated at birth. Anyway, I think Ran$burg may attempt to
re-enter Peoria's political scene at some point, and I want to get an early start on all the sick humor. Hey, there's nothing quite like getting the Holidays started off right. I'm taking a poll. Please vote. Who does Ran$burg look like more?
This guy...
Or... this guy?
Update: I woefully forgot to add this guy:
Former Mayor Dave has been referred to as the Pillsbury Dough Boy for quite sometime. Whereas I can see the resemblance in body type and skin color, the Dough Boy is just too happy to be Dave. I mean, has anyone ever witnessed Ran$burg laugh, let alone giggle like a little girl? But I have been wrong before (more than once even) so I am adding Dough Boy to the ballot for your consideration. Your vote counts! Vote early and often.
2 comments:
I'm going with the Pillsbury Doughboy, sorry. And, is it my imagination, or does he still seem to be sore about losing the mayoral election? Can't he just take a nice 2 year vacation or something? I mean, this "Vision 2020" sounds really grand on paper, but in reality, it's just Dave being, well, Dave.
Definitely Humpty Dumpty. My son and I started calling him that during the campaign. Whenever he'd appear on TV one (or both) of us would yell "Hump-TAY!"
Sometimes we might add, "That's Mr. Dumpty to you, Ardis!"
My son's 14. I don't know what my excuse is... :-P
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