If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.

Tuesday, December 6

Think of her at tonight's City Council meeting, Bill.


Poor Mr. Dennis. He will be up late again tonight, covering yet another round of Budget woes at City Hall. Look for more whining from Grayeb. Pray for more sarcastic wit from Ardis. Nichting will want everything but oppose any honest method of paying for it. Spears will be dreaming of Springfield. Gulley will be dreaming of a new tricycle for Christmas. Turner will be talking out of both sides of his mouth, hoping to keep his seat alive in the next election. VanAuken has learned to keep it short, smart,and sweet (yes, I noticed), Manning will continue to shine as Mr. Productive, Jacob will keep it all to himself, Morris will talk about everything, and as always stand for nothing, and Sandberg will play himself as a wildcard. Really, Bill, why go? It's cold outside. Scarlett wants to keep you warm at home.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Polly, Polly, Polly ... If I stayed home, then I would have to rely only on what I read in the Journal Star.

While Jennifer Davis is anexcellent reporter, I don't want to give Mike Bailey the satisfaction.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about covering the bickering over budget woes, Dennis....if your house burns down you'll still be able to sleep in the foyer of a local library, go listen to a muni band concert, watch a chief's game, wander through the empty Civic Center expansion, and have time to ponder what benefit GIS has to the city.

Anonymous said...

Well, one thing's for sure: Chuck Grayeb won't be thinking of the woman pictured.

Anonymous said...

DOH!!!

Anonymous said...

SSDF

After 3 hours of my life I'll never get back...it's 'same shit different faces'. The eleven of them should take grand pride in their lack of originality.

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