Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise. Separated at Birth?

I mention the possibility because they both seem pretty damn crazy. Hide-the-kids and-lock-up-any-sharp-objects type of crazy. Cruise doesn't believe in anti-depressants for post partum depression. Well, of course, Tommy has never lived through an episiotomy. For those of you males out there who remain in blissful ignorance, an episiotomy is when they cut a woman from, well, "stem to stern" shall we say in order to make room for baby to emerge. Why do they do such a thing? Some doctors are psycho, they do them almost automatically now days. Remember when C sections were automatic a few years back? To be completely fair to the medical profession, in this country, episiotomies are frequently required because babies are simply too big for the birth canal. Better nutrition, or something. Ahem!

Anyway, Tom won't allow Katie to take Prozac after labor and delivery, but Tom likes to look at baby daily with his personal ultrasound machine. Huh, nice guy. Help tired, sore, hormonal, mother of your child alleviate emotional pain by picking up a perscription, no way! Nuke unborn child with unnecessary radiation daily, you betcha.

I used to think Tom was a nice guy. After seeing Top Gun, Tom became one of the first men I ever loved. He followed Shawn Cassidy and Christopher Reeve. Now I think Cruise has completely flown off his rocker.

As for Katie Holmes, well, can you say KID? I know she is twenty-six and their union isn't legally perverted, but still... I don't have a problem with older men and younger women or vice versa. But, come on, LOOK AT HER. Every picture I've seen of Katie - even the ones where she tries to play sex kitten - I still just see a girl. Besides, what grown woman allows herself to be called "Katie?"

Well, nothing like childbirth to make a girl grow up fast. That, and a shot gun marriage. Followed by a quickie divorce. Sigh. Kids these days.


Take two of these and call a real shrink in the morning, Katie.