If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out. Warning: Names, identities, descriptions, and pictures have been changed and/or used to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. PollyPeoria should not be used or quoted as a source for your senior college thesis.

Saturday, July 29

Some Girls Have All the Fun...


This pic is for Scott J. Because I failed to check my blog mail in a timely manner, I missed out on a party at his place which included both beer and mud wrestling. Two of my favorite pastimes. This took place during a work/charity event last Spring. I got to wrestle my former supervisor and sink my boss in the dunk tank. Good day. It was supposed to be all fun and games, but I did my damndest to make her eat dirt. We raised A LOT of money that day. I highly recommend this gimmick for any other professional fundraisers out there.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where the hell do you work and are they hiring?

Anonymous said...

Wow, I didn't realize that in your spare time, you were working at the Spanish porn site http://www.fiestasxxx.com/thumbnails.php?album=12 where I have also seen that picture. Do you need to be bilingual to work there?

Anonymous said...

That's not you. It came from a Spanish porn site, unless you're telling us that *that's* what you do for a living. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

PeoriaIllinoisan said...

A Junior League of Peoria mud-wrestling contest to raise money for the Peoria Playhouse.

Pefect!

I'll pass on the word.

Anonymous said...

If I have said it once, I've said it a thousand times. There is nothing like a good Women Mud Wrestling Match to raise money for charity.

Scott J. say's, thanks Polly for the pic....and the thoughts of mud...and women wresting.

pollypeoria said...

Lonely Anon,

You wish! I checked out your Spanish porn site. There are some similarities, but if you look closely, our pool was not blue and, oh, WE ARE WEARING CLOTHES!!!

I used those shorts to paint in last week. Even after soaking them in bleach for a week, they bare the scars mud wrestling.

It wasn't just gals who mud wrestled that day, kids vs. parents, siblings, spouses, co-workers, etc. Everyone who went a round got a "Here's mud in your eye" t-shirt. We stole the idea from a frat a Bradley.

Great fun. Until I got dirt in my contact lens. THAT was some serious misery.

Anonymous said...

I dare say that I do believe that the _exact same photo_ can be seen on that site at http://www.fiestasxxx.com/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=32 . So, liar, liar pants on fire.

I find it hard to believe that you are out and out lying when it is so easy to prove you wrong!

Do some research first, please. I'm disappointed in you.

Anonymous said...

Have you thought about going to counseling? Anyone who would steal a photo from a porn site and say it was them obviously has some very, VERY deep seated issues.

Fess Up, Polly P. Your credibility is being DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD!!!! bwahahahaha

O'Brien's Briar Patch said...

Hm, think about it....the Sandberg thing might not be too far off...

Didn't his little trip to Alaska sort of coincide with the disappearance of a certain PP?

PeoriaIllinoisan said...

Snarkey,
Remember this post?
http://peoriasnarker.blogspot.com/2006/03/wet-t-shirts-rub-peoria-wrong.html

Funny, the picture you lifted is missing.

pollypeoria said...

Me and Sandberg. Huh. Now THERE's a picture I could torture my father with. This one is tame in comparision. I didn't download this from a porn site 'tho. I googled/image "mud wrestling." Deep seated issues, me? Duh! That's why I blog, Baby! We did mudwrestle at our spring fling. I just couldn't download the images from my file. Frankly, once things get messy, all mud wrestling pics look the same. The pics from the jello pool however, well, those are some I wouldn't want my kids to see! Just kidding. We didn't have jell-o wrestling. Saving that one for Octoberfest.

Anonymous said...

Then how the hell are those your shorts and the painting crap or whatever you blathered, are you a pathological freakin liar or what?

pollypeoria said...

pillowpants,

Or what.

Polly

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