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Tuesday, December 13

IMHO: Chase Ingersoll is God's Joke


Like most practical jokes, it isn't very funny, just annoying.

As we wait with baited breath to see if the Grandview HOtel closes tomorrow, we get more of the same old, smelly, fermented, crap du jour from Ingersoll:

"They (HOtel residents) had no-where to go before I came along, so I don't know why you think I am all of a sudden responsible when the City Ordinance says that the DEFENDANT to the action is suppose to be paying for them to be moved. You'd think the City as the Plaintiff, if they really cared....Would actually be applying that part of the statute to Jain, but I guess the Judge doesn't give any more of a shit about the people than Jain did."

WHY DO YOU THINK I THINK YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE?! Because YOU (not Jain) assured paying guests that there would be no closure! Since Judge Barra doesn't think your legal stunts have any merit, it is certainly within the realm of possibility that Judges higher up the chain of command aren't going to think much of them either.

So, Chase, when and (BIG) if The City makes good to shut down the HOtel tomorrow, and tells the residents to pack their bags and move along, WILL YOU BE GIVING REFUNDS?

The line "they had no where to go before I came along" is bullshit. Yours is not the only low budget hotel in town. It isn't even the cheapest.

BTW: I hear there were more Grandview antics scheduled for Court today. Can anyone out there fill Polly, who is chained to her desk for the foreseeable future with a boss -who has really bad breath- continually breathing down her neck, in on what happened? My bet: Judge Barra told Chase to go stand in the corner and then sent him to bed without any dinner.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chase... why don't you take out a real nice big loan, and turn that place into a decent, high costing motel? Sure, it's gonna cost mucho buckaroos, but just think what you'd have when it's done? Call it the "Ingersoll Hotel," and have the "Barra Room" in there... charge a good hundred per room per night... you'd become the toast of the town... the Prospect Road people would send their family from out of town to there to stay... and... and... and...

Doggone it... the phone woke me up again.

pollypeoria said...

Darn it Prego, I was getting ready to book the office Christmas party at the Grandphew when you woke up. Schucks!

Yes, Chase, as ALWAYS, it is THEM, never YOU who are responsible. Who knows what Jain did or did not say? YOU posted signs on the property, USING YOUR NAME (not Jain's), assuring paying guests that there would be no closure.

You never answered the question. WILL YOU ISSUE REFUNDS TO THESE FOLKS IF YOU ARE PROVEN WRONG (again).

I think I do understand the Constitutional issues you are trying to exploit. However, since The Court does not believe you to be the owner of the property, I don't think you will be successful in claiming them.

BTW: I don't hate you. I occassionally think you are a bit off your rocker. It does anger me when you put your mission in life -to screw City Hall- above the real needs of innocent bystanders.

JasonS said...

Since a bastard is, technically, only half-legitimate, by claiming to be only "half the bastard you once were", are you, in fact, stating that you are now one-quarter legitimate?

It's also so confusing, really. Math, genetics, constitutional law...

I'm keeping an open mind, and I sure am enjoying the show. But I've yet to hear a real plan for what happens to the impoverished residents of the hotel when and if it closes. Both parties seem to be focused more on the legalities and the he-said / she-said stuff.. Who's gonna help the folks?

Anonymous said...

So, you are blaming the neighbors now? Funny, they've been fighting to get the joint closed down for years, and only since you've come along, Chase, does it seem that its going to happen.

Might want to give that one some thought.

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed that no one has killed Mr. Ingersoll yet. He's screwed more people than John Holmes (who at least had the good taste to die of AIDS). How much would you like to bet, and at what odds, that he has effectively stolen the Grandview Hotel from Mr. Jain?

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